Sora finds himself in a FF world before FFXII.
Sora: "Hey Cloud."
*keyblade pops in his hand.
Cloud: "Why'd ya do that for?! You started a battle!"
Sora: "Oh, sorry." *does running motion until he escapes, and they're back on the field*
Sora finds himself in a FF world before FFXII.
Sora: "Hey Cloud."
*keyblade pops in his hand.
Cloud: "Why'd ya do that for?! You started a battle!"
Sora: "Oh, sorry." *does running motion until he escapes, and they're back on the field*
This is an unbelivably funny thread. All of 'em are funny.
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Don't expect ME to write one. I'm not funny at all...
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well actually the keyblade only did that because he's in a computer generated town, but it was still funny XDDDD
Sora: King Mickey!! I'm so glad we found you! *runs over too him when the keyblade pops in his hand and stabs mickey*
Mickey: uaaagh......Sora...why?
Sora: Wait...no!!! It was an accident, you gotta believe me!!!!
Goofy: Looks like you killed the King a-hyuck!
Sora: .......
Donald: Sora...why are you looking at us like that......
Sora: You wouldn't tell anyone about this. Would you?
Goofy: Of course not
Donald: No Way.
Sora: Of course you won't. Dead men tell no tales....
Fin.
Ok, I'm gonna write another not-as-bitterly-humourous-as-Jesse1's-one-but-should-still-make-you-laugh one.
Scene cut from KH2.
Roxas raises his hand and is about to scratch his head when
*pop*
*clang!*
"Ow! Stupid keyblade!"
And that's why he started hitting it on the computer.
Sora: Ah, nothing like a fresh piece of toast to start the day!
*Sora grabs hold of the slice of toast, about to take a bite out of it
*The Keyblade appears in Sora's hand
*Sora bites the Keyblade instead of the slice of toast
Sora: ...that, does not taste like toast.
Wait a minute... Determined? Me?
Oh, wow. That WAS a little morbid....it's not funny at all now.
Sora buys a brand new really expensive PS3. I probably don't have to finish this joke for you to know what's gonna happen, but
Sora: "Ok, now to put in FFXIII."
*pop*
Sora: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO"
LOL! I'd hate that to happen..
erm... i have nothing to say...
One sky One Destiny...
omg!! my sig wasn't bloody big!
sora and kairi are in a dark room, Kairi reaches over to hold his hand
*POP*
Kairi: wow you must really be having a good time.
I laughed at almost every single one. THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!!! THANK YOU DISTAIN!!
Riku and Sora are playing tag, having a good ol' time.
Sora: You're my best friend, Riku.
Riku: Thanks, Sora. You're my best friend too.
They both smile.
Riku: Sora, I love you so much that... well... you can have Kairi! I won't fight anymore! *really dramatic with hand over face, looking away and everything*
Sora: Really?! You mean it? Okay, this calls for a hug. I don't care if all evil betrayed you and you tried to kill me several times in KH(1). I just wanna give you a hug! *tears start to swell in his eyes*
Riku: *begins crying too* Okay, Sora!
They hug.
*POP!*
Riku is stabbed.
Sora: *gasp!*
Riku: Et tu, Sora?
Don't really know if that is funny but.... and I really hated Ceasar. except for the fighting parts.
Credit to Shiva of Tugf
We all spend most our lives livin' in Chocobo's Paradise
Sora takes his PS3 back to gamespot. "Sorry, you can't take it back. You should have gotten our keyblade insurrance! hahahahaha!"
Roxas walks in. "Hey, Sora, you forgot to get keyblade insurrance huh. hahahahaha! Yeah, I think I'll get that."
*pop*
Sora: "Hahaha, you didn't buy your insurrance, yet."
gamespot guy: "That'll be $800, Mr. Roxas."
Roxas: "NOOOOOO"
Sora: Yeah, I quit the whole keyblade thing.
Kairi: You can't just quit!
Sora: The random popping thing pissed me off, I quit... Deal with it!
*pops in his hands*
WHAT THE FFF- I locked it in a fricken chest and buried it in the sands hoping the sea would take it away so it would float in space and hopefully never be seen again!
*throws the keyblade over Kairi's shoulder as hard as he can, breathing heavily...*
Whew.
*it appears behind his head and knocks him down*
Sora: Oh my GOD!! That's it, I'm gonna melt it.
Kairi: No sora! Here, if I hold it then it will "think" you're holding it.
Sora: Keyblades think?
Kairi: ...Yes?
*Kairi takes the keyblade... Another one pops in Sora's hands.*
Sora: smurf! Another one!? WHAT THE HECK?
Mickey's voice in the distance: HEY WHERE'D MY KEYBLADE GO!?
jkhkjg
WHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *falls off chair laughing again*
Credit to Shiva of Tugf
gamespot clerk: "Whoops, Roxas, I mean 800 munny. That's if you want to buy another PS3."
Roxas: "Oh, it's easy to get that kinda munny in this game. I happen to have 99999 munny."
gamestop clerk: "Sold!"
*pop*
Sora: "Hahaha!"
Roxas: "Noooooo"
Last 4 lines of action repeat for several days.
Ken Kutaragi at E3 2007: "We have already sold more than the Wii, making us the better system according to the fans! At least in Twilight Town where we've sold several million. Which is kinda funny considering there are only about 20 people who live there."
Satoru Iwada: "That dirty..." *tries to make a keyblade appear in his hand but that would be when you'd want one, so it didn't work.
In KH(1), where Sora meets Beast for the 1st time and Riku in Hollow Bastion
Riku: You are not worthy of being the keyblade bearer.
Sora: But that's not fair, I came all this way and fought with the keyblade!
*POP*
Keyblade transports from Sora to Riku and it hits Riku in the head.
Riku: OW!
Sora: Not as easy as you think, huh?
(say, i'm not good at this....)
Credit to Shiva of Tugf
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