Times you do NOT want a keyblade to pop into your hands Probably Spoilers

[Positive_Darkness]

Sora: Well, thanks for the new job!
Boss: No problem, now to shake on it!
*Ping*
Sora: Oops.
Boss: YOU TRIED TO KILL ME! YOU ARE FIRED! SECURITY!

[Mercen-X]

about post 9 notice that the keyblade dissappears afterwards

The point is losing the ability to "finish."

*Kairi and Sora talking*

*keyblade appears in Sora's hand*

Sora: To answer your question, something like that.

Family Guy quote!! awesome.

*sora scratches his butt*

*POP*

Sora: Riku is that you?

THAT IS JUST WRONG

Sora: Yea, you're going to make us...
*Sora summon his keyblade and did with another in the other with something wet...*

What?

*cue the keyblades for the girls, which made it look like the girls are now nude*

How?

How old are you? Try studying up on innuendo, get your f-ing unfunny jokes out of the gutter.

Also I don't think the Keyblade can kill. It surely can't stab people (although the Soul Eater version could), and it would take a pretty powerful whack to crush somebody to death. The keyblade appearing out of nowhere wouldn't kill anybody... but it might get stuck in somebody's body... maybe it wouldn't be possible to remove it without them dying.

Sora asks Harry Potter to use expeliarmis. Sora's keyblade is flung out to space. Sora celebrates and runs to hug Hermione. The keyblade appears and pokes her. Ron uses avada cadavre on Sora. Sora comes back as a heartless. The keyblade appears and Sora transforms into Roxas. "How the hell did I get here?"

[Positive_Darkness]

Here's a big one:
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You're on a date, you and your date lean in for a kiss.
The keyblade appears in your hand and your date gets...
poked in the gut. Date grabs keyblade, smacks you over..
the head.
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Another:
You're running in P.E. (gym class), you're about to high....
five one of your friends. The keyblade pops out and you...
hit your friend over the head. Then you get detention. :P
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