Did you ever have this conflict?

[Peter_20]

Sometimes I'm getting into pointless quarrels with my little brother, and that's very annoying indeed.
He just doesn't get it that he should shut the hell up sometimes, and the most important part for him in these cases is to clearly stress that I'm "pissed off" and so on.

This is the typical scenario:

HIM: "Hellooooo!"
ME: "Mm, hello..."
HIM: "What are you doing, huh?"
ME: "Nothing special, really..."
HIM: "Hey, what the hell is the matter with you, are you ANGRY?"
ME: "...Ehm, no, why?"
HIM: "Damn, you sound angry. What's the matter, anyway?"
ME: "You think I'll feel better from your telling me I'm angry?"
HIM: "DAMN, you're pissed off, ffs! Stop this already!"
ME: "Just keep quiet..."
HIM: "What's wrong with you?! I can't talk to you, damn it, you're being so angry."
ME: "Shut up, I'm in no mood to talk right now..."
HIM: "Oh well, you could just keep being annoyed like that, then, I don't mind, it's not my problem, but what the heck, stop being like that, damn it!"
ME: "WHAT? YOU are the one who keeps annoying me, SHUT UP!"
HIM: "You're so damn hopeless."

And so on.
This sucks.

[Meat Puppet]

Haha. I have a brother exactly like that. He knows he's doing wrong, but he does it for kicks. Fortunately he lives a long way away from me now.

[Peegee]

Not to insult, but I've been having a lot of negative interactions with women, and he sounds like one right now.

By which I mean he's instigating arguments by accusing you of things that make no sense.

Slap him :D

[KentaRawr!]

Hmm... That sounds a lot like my older brother.

[licence]

Slap him

Greatest piece of advice I've heard all day.

[Fonzie]

Slap him

Quote of the day. Also quoted for truthiness

[fallen_angel9000]

my brother's the one who tells me to shutup even if im not talking to him... it gets annoying being told to shutup, so i just mimick him and we end up fighting. but u should slap ur bro or teach him a lesson .

[Yuffie514]

i used to have those with my brother a loooong time ago. the most recent arguments are just when we play the same video-game and blame each other at losing point, which is well over the age of the new millenium...

[lovehurts]

My sister and I are a classic example of this.

[RyaMai]

I think a back-hander is in order.

[licence]

Nothing beats a good back hander. Thats why Pimps use them

[Cookie]

Me and my sis are like this too. Shes older but so damn annoyin'!!!!

[lovehurts]

I think a back-hander is in order.

Can I hit on your sig. Its hot....

Anways, violence is not the answer....or is it?

[Arrianna]

ahhh... here's a dissenting opinion. You are both acting like jerks. Cut it out and it will go away.

Yeah, I've been there. Who hasn't.

[RyaMai]

Can I hit on your sig. Its hot....

Hit away. ^.~