So all the smurfing assholes in my town decided to start calling me K-Monkey and it just pisses me off! WHAT THE smurf DID I DO TO THEM!?!?? Now I gotta push them around and send them all garbage in the mail until they move out of town. Send them some swear-a-holic hate mail. If I could...I would mail bomb them back to the stone age!
smurf THEM ALL!