Ok, you know how to kickass, right? Instead of pranks go for agressive destruction and chaos. Throw rocks at doors and windows and people. get an item to smack them if they confront you. This type ofis why I stick around here, seriously, make them suffer.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
The monsters of ANIMAL CROSSING: WILD WORLD must pay the price! There is no excuse for this K-Monkey crap. If I could shoot them with a gun...I would but it just isn't goingto happen. I need so help on make their lives more misserable!
I can tell that you're obviously beyond being friends with them, but don't beat them TOO hard. Then that would allow them to make fun of you saying you're too violent, and would portray you as a public enemy. But if you don't do something about it, then they'll keep on doing it, and not only they, they'll get away with it so easily, and will probably think they are allowed to do that as they please. You still have to teach them a lesson. How to do so without the chance of being called a public enemy, I am unsure of, as I am a rather un-social person.
Put that good old Michael Jackson song "Who´s bad?" on and go out into the street with your shotgun on!!!!!!!!AND GET THEM ONE BY ONE!
WOW WTF!? HAX THIS IS ANIMAL CROSSING!
ED GOT WINNED!
SHOOT THEM IN THE FOOT WITH A TWELVE GAUGE ANYWAYS! THEY DESERVE IT THOSE ASSHATS!
I'm lost. Is this a joke thread?
No joke. Animal Crossing is that serious of business. All my asshole towns peeps are calling me K-Monkey and they will not stop. I need to take serious action against them.
I started chopping down trees and digging up flowers. The town will be in ruins by the time I am done!
Pft, what's wrong with fire? You can hear their dying, tortured screams as a beautiful symphony of agony and death.
*sigh*, fine, go with the boring stuff.
There is nothing wrong with fire but it does not exist in the town or game. Maybe as an item.
If you can't find any dog crap, you can crap in the bag yourself. I've done it before and it's not that hard. The best way is to sit on a toilet normally and stretch paper out pinned between the toilet seat and the toilet rim and crap on that, then wrap the crap in the paper and drop it in the bag. Douse it in lighter fluid, set it on fire, and you're set.
Godspeed.
- N
Oh, you're talking about a game?...
Oh, yes, I see. Forget what I said.
Wow, K-Monkey, that really sucks. My heartfelt condolences.
(If I were an admin, I'd change his name to K-Monkey)
No way man...you don't want to go down that road...the road of old! The road of 2002 destruction that I spread across the forums like wild fire and the plauge combined!
I say you should hit them with bug nets. NO WAIT! Find the source. Not the force, the source, then the followers, then, instead of hitting the animals with a bug net, hit them with an AXE! I'm sure SephAXE would agree. Also, when they become sick LAUGH in their faces. A few days after they become sick, they'll move! HA HA! If they begin to move, and you talk to them, don't be like "Don't go!" Be like "See ya!" They'll leave the next day, and your problems will be solved. At least, until the next awful nickname...
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
Ask them if they have any grey poupon. That'll get 'em going.
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