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  1. 08-11-2006, 10:37 PM #1
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    Default I have a problem of MONUMENTAL size...

    So all the smurfing assholes in my town decided to start calling me K-Monkey and it just pisses me off! WHAT THE smurf DID I DO TO THEM!?!?? Now I gotta push them around and send them all garbage in the mail until they move out of town. Send them some swear-a-holic hate mail. If I could...I would mail bomb them back to the stone age!

    smurf THEM ALL!
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    BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
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    Time for a few back-handers.
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    Make sure you do not deleiver the letters yourself and use thier mail boxes to hand out the cheer - that would be a felony. Flamming bags of work best, as you can write a swearword on the bag, the contents a swear word, and they constantly swear as they stomp em out.

    Good luck with your neiborhood polotics. When you are blowing up, make sure you know you are reminding us all of what being an American is all about. I salute you neiborhood commando!

    God Speed.

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    I don't quite know what to say.
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    WHAT THE HELL!?Get your baseball bat and deal with those litle *******
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Make sure you do not deleiver the letters yourself and use thier mail boxes to hand out the cheer - that would be a felony. Flamming bags of work best, as you can write a swearword on the bag, the contents a swear word, and they constantly swear as they stomp em out.

    Good luck with your neiborhood polotics. When you are blowing up, make sure you know you are reminding us all of what being an American is all about. I salute you neiborhood commando!

    God Speed.

    Bipper
    YES!!!

    BLOW U:P!!!
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    Bipper makes some great points. Maybe if I take my bug catching net and beat them all to death then they will learn their lessons as well? Nah. I like the flaming bags of dog !
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    Quote Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm View Post
    Bipper makes some great points. Maybe if I take my bug catching net and beat them all to death then they will learn their lessons as well? Nah. I like the flaming bags of dog !
    YES!!! YESS!!!!
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    Why was this stickied? Maybe you should...kill them?
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    YES VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!!!!

    You should just try to all be friends maybe though....
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    It's stickied because this is a very angry thread. =D
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    WHAT WOULD JESUS DO!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovehurts View Post
    YES VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!!!!

    You should just try to all be friends maybe though....
    Try to be friends? NO! It is past that. At first we were all cool. Going fishing. Hang out around the town. Making fun of people and then bam! K-monkey! I couldn't believe my ears. They made it personal and they will not stop. Something has to be done.

    They broke that most sacred of bonds...trust. I trusted them with my life and deepest secrets. They need to die....smurfers!
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    Bring a few friends and let them beat the out of your troubles.
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