star wars jedi or sith?

[lovehurts]

Ya my lightsaber cna abke cookies!! -oh pwned.

I once cooked 3 sith whole sith with my saber and I ate them after.

I cooked three woompa's eight wookies and 94 ewoks and ate them all!!

Did I mention that these sith were no other than godzillas in a star wars universe!? OOOOOH

Did I mention...umm.. Look theer's a bird.- points behind you-

Uses force without turning around to take the bird out of its course and sends it in a new direction. HA...

Look it's yoda! Battling Pamela Anderson!

Ha what a quick fight that will be. Now for you....

Why are you lookng at me like that?

Oh , you're scared now...just wait until you hear my mighty battle cry!

Wait mine first!! Yodala Yodala He hoooo

Here's mine....

"MY BATTLE CRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!"

Now that's just rude!

I wanted to make a sith feel at home.

Ya but I'm just a sith engineer I use force to make droids and othe rthings.

You're still a sith now draw your weapon!