The funniest thing you have done tired

[Jess]

I tend to say really stupid things while half asleep. I don't find them amusing, but others do. I was half asleep and it was raining outside and I said to my boyfriend, "All those poor Seals are getting wet today!"

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[Kossage]

Well, I've done some funny stuff when I've been tired, but one of the funniest bits was recording dialogue to a fan film project Seph was working on. We recorded dialogue for the characters in the afternoon, evening, night and maybe even the early hours of morning, and this kept going for days whenever we had spare time, because we had deadline for the project and whatnot. During one long dialogue recording session I was getting so tired that I couldn't really concentrate properly, and I just acted over the top. Some of this funny stuff actually ended up in the film, most notably the infamous bad guy line "Archon-muodonmuutos!" ("Archon transformation!") which was said in such an over-the-top way that it became funny, and I still snicker whenever I watch that scene and hear that line.

[Shoeberto]

I can't talk for the life of me when I'm really tired. I slur, I can't think of what to say, and my sentences are always completely incomprehensible.

[Resha]

I don't! But when I'm sleepy in the morning and someone tries to wake me or at sleepovers, I say really dumb things.

[BizarroSephiroth]

I was in 6th grade. I was going onto the school bus when i fell asleep standing on the steps. The bus driver started driving, and i just stood there. When i woke up, I was still there. I turned around and i was at school.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

I feel asleep while on a conference in the university a few months back and one of my collegues decided to video tape it with her celular phone, i awoke in shock.

[Shaun]

Heh, I think you're all emphasising what happened a little too much. Once I fell asleep on my chair and the second I woke up I punched the nearby wall! No idea why I did it, but I cut the skin open around one of my knuckles. Pretty painful.

[Fonzie]

Jumped of my bed and fell on my head. I thought i was superman.

[Rengori]

I actually tried to be NICE.

That's not funny.

[Jessweeee♪]

When I was younger I was falling asleep in the back of the car and kept hitting my head on something. My head would kinda droop, then hit whatever it was and I'd wake up...and I would repeat it over and over.
It's so funny when that happens :P

[leon123]

took a piss in my trash can

ate raw bacon

put on two different shoes

drank sour milk twice

and drank my aunts slim fast thinking it was soda (finishing it )

[Arrianna]

i have put the remote control for the tv in the freezer ...

Who hasn't? I can't count the number of things I've found in the refrigerator or freezer after being sleep deprived.

As for funny... well, you know they seem funny at the time but the next day they just sound stupid. In my experience around 2am peoples sense of humor undergo a drastic change. At that point anything is funny. I try not to stay up that late anymore.

[Shoden]

there's no difference between the random crap I say awake and the random crap I say when tired except I say more random crap at random when tired. Random ftw.

[Shiny]

I tried putting my foot in the toilet, because I thought it was the stairs. I didn't even know I was in the bathroom.

Me: "WTF! Why-why is the stairs wet?"

*looks down*

Me: "...Damn."

I also put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal box in the refrigerator by accident. But, I've done that more than I care to mention. Eh, it's crazy what you do when tired.

[Fuego]

when i was in middle school, i developed a strange and isolated case of sleep walking ... while we lived in this one house i would always goto bed in my bed room and wake up on the couch . the whole house past the hall to the bedrooms has security beams from 2 feet up to the celing. i would just walk through or around the beams ... and not set them off somehow ... unless i was movin' like an inch worm ... it was soo funny because the first time i did it, my mom walks to the edge of the hall and sees me. i guess she assumed i turned the alarm off and walks through ... LOL everyone in the house had a rude awakening !