I took off my shirt and pants - in the middle of winter, and then proceeded to march outside in the hopes of finding my girlfriend. She was not at the party, and in fact wasn't even in town, yet I had it in my mind to go look for her outside. She had to be, of course, out in the snow and ice in the middle of the night, or so said Captain Morgan. Being the fool I was, I listened to him, and ended up being very, very cold, and quite confused...

Yes, very intelligent of me...

One reason I am not too fond of drinking heavily, though a small bit of wine here and there suits me fine.