Considering that EoFF is not a nation, I'd like to see how it can have a national bicycle race.

Now, let me just stop you there. I know what's going to happen next.

- Someone who wasn't around for Eizon will point Eizon out to me. The deluded new member has been reading the archives religiously, and has developed the insane notion that Eizon was a good thing.
- Proto will then devise a Tour de Eizon, with a detailed and boring route plotted on his special little map.
- Not finished, Proto will then make a thread, inviting people to "ride" in the Tour de Eizon, but having not actually thought this through, Proto's idea bombs.
- He then flips out and blames the staff, the newbies and Raistlin, before eventually calling himself a retard, and mopes around for a few days, before starting his next project, "EoFF Domino Tournament".
- Psychotic decides that he hates EoFF.