Same here. And I think battle systems are a bad way to compare characters because they're from different games. "seiphrth lol has 100,000 hp n beitrx hsa onyl 100 hp shes pwnololed!" Here's how I think it would be:Originally Posted by Yuffie the Dragon Ninja
(Sephiroth and Beatrix meet.)
SEPHIROTH: "Well, that's an interesting sword you're carrying."
BEATRIX: "It's called 'Save the Queen'."
SEPHIROTH: "I see. I have a big sword too. It's called 'Kill the Flower Girl'."
BEATRIX: "Well, my music theme is called 'Rose of May'. Does that mean I'm on your target list?"
SEPHIROTH: "Not if you rename your sword 'Save the Mother'."
BEATRIX: "No way! Guess how long it took me to forge the 'Save the Queen' title on the blade of this sword!"
SEPHIROTH: "Then I'll rip your blade a whole new title!"
(The battle starts. After a lot of fighting...)
SEPHIROTH: "Raw power!" *does Omnislash on Beatrix* "Now, show me what you got!"
BEATRIX: "Take this!" *does Climhazzard on Sephiroth*
(Cloud arrives.)
CLOUD: "That's it, Sephiroth, stop using my moves!" *uses Climhazzard on Sephiroth, then Omnislash* "Stay where you belong, trapped in my memories!"
SEPHIROTH: "Oh for Pete's sake, did I lose again?" *disintegrates*
BEATRIX: "Umm, it was I that used Climhazzard, not him."
CLOUD: "Oh. Whhhooops. So wanna go out with me? We can Save the Queen together."
BEATRIX: "You got me, Buster Swordman."
(Cloud and Beatrix leave together.)
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