Okay, I just thought that this would be a fun thread to make. As the title indicates, anyone with an FF7 joke can post it here. Jokes can come from the movie as well or any funny thing that happened in to you in your game. Baisically, if it's funny and related to FF7, post it here. Here are some of my own jokes as an example:
Q: You know why Cloud has been a fighter for most of his life?
A: Because with a name like 'cloud' in the third grade, you'd better know how to fight!
In the game booklet, it says that to truly become a master of this game you have to know how to use materia such as Mystify and Time, but that is not true. To become a master of this game you have to know how to use one materia in particular.
Mime
P.S. Please post only appropriate jokes please. Thank you.