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    ok here's one made up by me.

    Qn: Why did many people die where ever sephiroth goes?

    Ans: Because his blade is too long. No matter where he walks, it bounds to kill people, intentionally or not.

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    Gay people don't take this the worng way ok

    Q: what is Hojos ream last name?

    A: Homo

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    Yuffie's Revenge

    Yuffie is walking along when she spots Cloud taking a break.

    "Hey Cloud! I have a game that we can play!" she said.

    "What is it?" he asked.

    "I ask you a question. If you can't get the answer right, then you pay me 1000 gil. Then you ask the next question, if I can't answer it, I give you 1000 gil."

    "I'll totally cream you." he tells her.

    "Okay then smarty pants." she challenges him "How about we raise the stakes then! Since you're so smart, if you can't answer my question, you give me 50,000 gil! If I can't answer I give you 1000." she tells him.

    "I'm still going to be 1000 gil richer by the next question." he says.

    "Bring it!" she says.

    "How many miles is it to Midgar from Wutai?" he asked her. Yuffie thought and thought, but couldn't think of an answer, so she hands him 1000 gil.

    "Thank you." Cloud grinned

    "Okay!" she exclaimed. "Now here's my question: "What materia houses more mako than holy and fit in the palm of your hand, is orange in color, and pink in the night time. It glows when you're a girl, and doesn't if you're a guy."

    Cloud, feeling stumped, calls his friends over the PHS. No one knows. Then he asks Tifa to look it up. She can't figure it out. He thinks and searches and thinks, but finally has to admit that he's stumped. He dejectedly reached in his wallet and gave Yuffie the 50,000 gil.

    "Thank you!" she said and began walking off.

    "Wait wait!" he called after her. "What was the answer?" he asks.

    Without hesitation, she takes out 1000 gil from her purse and hands it to him.
    BEHOLD!!! The 88 Plymouth Sundance!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by My_car_is_faster_than_you View Post
    Yuffie's Revenge

    Yuffie is walking along when she spots Cloud taking a break.

    "Hey Cloud! I have a game that we can play!" she said.

    "What is it?" he asked.

    "I ask you a question. If you can't get the answer right, then you pay me 1000 gil. Then you ask the next question, if I can't answer it, I give you 1000 gil."

    "I'll totally cream you." he tells her.

    "Okay then smarty pants." she challenges him "How about we raise the stakes then! Since you're so smart, if you can't answer my question, you give me 50,000 gil! If I can't answer I give you 1000." she tells him.

    "I'm still going to be 1000 gil richer by the next question." he says.

    "Bring it!" she says.

    "How many miles is it to Midgar from Wutai?" he asked her. Yuffie thought and thought, but couldn't think of an answer, so she hands him 1000 gil.

    "Thank you." Cloud grinned

    "Okay!" she exclaimed. "Now here's my question: "What materia houses more mako than holy and fit in the palm of your hand, is orange in color, and pink in the night time. It glows when you're a girl, and doesn't if you're a guy."

    Cloud, feeling stumped, calls his friends over the PHS. No one knows. Then he asks Tifa to look it up. She can't figure it out. He thinks and searches and thinks, but finally has to admit that he's stumped. He dejectedly reached in his wallet and gave Yuffie the 50,000 gil.

    "Thank you!" she said and began walking off.

    "Wait wait!" he called after her. "What was the answer?" he asks.

    Without hesitation, she takes out 1000 gil from her purse and hands it to him.
    lol that's a good one

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    Q: What did Barret say when customs asked him if he had any offensive weapons on his person?

    A: "It's all in my wrist"

    Q: What form of government did Rufus employ?

    A: Makovellian

    Q: What did Diamond Weapon say when he emerged from the water?

    A: Time to get the lead out!

    And so on and so on.
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    These were all pretty bad and not funny at all...

    The only ones I have are :

    My friend named Aeris "Yo Mama," and after her death Cloud Yells, "Yo Mama, yo MAMA!"

    Also, the same friend had a buddy icon of her death ad then at the end of it saying, "PWNED!!!!"...lol its pretty bad but funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Masamune View Post
    These were all pretty bad and not funny at all...
    I agree, even though I posted in here too.
    BEHOLD!!! The 88 Plymouth Sundance!!

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    Also, the same friend had a buddy icon of her death ad then at the end of it saying, "PWNED!!!!"...lol its pretty bad but funny.
    Hey, I think I might have seen that one! Very nice. Please give him my compliments.

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