Originally Posted by
GhandiOwnsYou
I prefer the cheerleader diet.
Cheerleader orders a salad, then sit's next to her football playing boyfriend and his huge cheeseburger plate with fries. everything she takes from his plate has no fat in it. Also, when she cuts herself a piece of cake, and only eats half, the half she eats has no fat. when she get's hungry after a fe wminutes and eats half of the remaining half, that half has no fat. this continues until there is one crumb remaining that has all the fat from the rest of the cake concentrated in it. she gives that to another cheerleader who gets all fat and bloated and then the first cheerleader gets to be captain of the team because she's skinnier.