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    The saltine test.

    Can YOU eat five saltine crackers in under a minute without chugging down a glass of anything liquid in between crackers? Apparently, Joel did it in 59 seconds. Let's see if anyone can legitimately break that record. <3

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    I've tried this before and almost choked. It was fun.

    I couldn't do it in under a minute though.

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    No. I can't.

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    Saltine crackers are my thing. I eat them by the truck load with out any liquids. I will have to wait till I get home first and prepare the test. Start out with ten and work my way to an even more assured victory later.

    5 is for pussies and babies. I saw an ant slam down 6 in a minute one time.

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    If this is a challenge, then I regularly complete it in forty-five seconds.

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    I could eat an entire package in under a minute. What's so hard?

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    Isnt the world record three in a minute ?

    Im going to try, if I can, I might video tape it and post it up.....thats if I can...

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    Saltine Crackers?

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    Saltine crackers + Peanut Butter / Milk = the only way I eat it.

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    I have a friend who tried that he probably would have made it but he started laughing then he fell onto the ground choking. It was funny.

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    Dude, I take them by the package, sit in front of the TV, flip on a pre-season football game, and munch them down, no liquid.

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    I have a Wal-Mart right across the street, I will try and get some later and top that.

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    I had to once eat 6 packets of saltines the ones with like 2 per packet ... don't ask ... i thought i was gonna die and took forever to rehydrate . (btw this took longer that a min to do.)
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    I tried doing this (with my friends), but I could only get four down. :/

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    I gave up at two. xD I could've kept going but I saw little point.

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