Explanation on the R=U theory?

[Pharoh Amon Khan III]

Coz I sez so.

And there ya go... Th... th... that's it! I mean... There ya GO! There's no denying it!!! And CHRISTMAS FOR CHRISTMAS SAKES! WHO ARE YOU TO DENY IT!!! DARE YOU QUESTION CHRISTMAS?!?!?!! DON'T YOU DO IT!!! I'M PUT MORE THAN A LUMP OF COAL IN YOUR STOCKING CON-SERNIT!!! WAITAMINUTE DON'T SHUSH ME SANTA!!! LOL.

Sorry... Uh... I just saw an oppurtunity to... uh.... Y'know... make/have some fun... Um... Y'know... take a break and I guess keep the discussion lively... ... ... ... ... KEFKA RULES... (runs away).....