Explanation on the R=U theory?

[Pharoh Amon Khan III]

MOMMY, PUT THE KIDS TO BED AND BREAK OUT THE WHIPS AND CHAINS! DADDY'S HOME!!! (I tried that one today, it went well... Well recieved)

I hope you realize that ^ sounded really sick and wrong, in various ways.

That's kinda the point. It totally acknowledges that mommy and daddy still have an active life and why kids bedtimes are so closely linked to when daddy get's home. Hey, it wasn't the stork that brought ya home.

If you have any other comments on this, please restrict them to the PMs, okay Johnny? Thanks. Now back to our show...