Explanation on the R=U theory?

[Pharoh Amon Khan III]

MOMMY, PUT THE KIDS TO BED AND BREAK OUT THE WHIPS AND CHAINS! DADDY'S HOME!!! (I tried that one today, it went well... Well recieved)

I hope you realize that ^ sounded really sick and wrong, in various ways.

That's kinda the point. It totally acknowledges that mommy and daddy still have an active life and why kids bedtimes are so closely linked to when daddy get's home. Hey, it wasn't the stork that brought ya home.

If you have any other comments on this, please restrict them to the PMs, okay Johnny? Thanks. Now back to our show...

I wasn't saying that the quote was sick, I was saying it was sick how you added that you "tried it."

And who the hell is Johnny? =P

What I meant was that I tried out the saying the quote. WTH did you think I meant? ... Y'know what I probably don't want to know but... Yeah. And I always randomly say things like "Johnny" and what not to people I don't know... Hell, I've even called someone "Cornflakes" and it stuck as a nickname with HIS FRIENDS... I can't apologize enough for poor Cornflakes... But again, use the PMs (Private Messages) Johnny.

Now cue that theme song from Short Circuit by El Debarge "Who's Johnny"...