Funny town names

[Breine]

Ah, funny town names... unfortunately there are a lot of them in Denmark. I guess Danish people are retards when it comes to naming towns and such, but let's not get into that :P Do you know any town names that are funny or maybe just weird? - well, then list them here and let everyone else laugh about them too.

Here are some from Denmark (I'll first write them in Danish, and then what they directly translate into in English):


- Tarm (Intestine)
- Lem (Limb)
- Sæd (Sperm)
- Esbjerg (Ace Mountain)
- Næstved (Next to)
- Ålborg (Eel Castle)
- Århus (Year House)
- Støvring (Ring of Dust)
- Hals (Neck)
- Skive (Slice)
- København (Buy a Habour)
- Vejen (The Road)
- Middelfart (Medium Speed)
- Ølgod (Good Beer)

[McLovin']

Mount Gay, West Virginia.


And the best city name:

Titz, Germany.

[Xander]

Wark!

[leonheart_blade]

I don't know any funny town names, but I did see this road called "Beaver's Ruined Road"

[Flea]

Here are some from Denmark

Aw, you took away all my options

[ScottNUMBERS]

Breast (I'm not sure if you spell it that way but it sure is pronnounced like that) and Mianus are the only two I can think off the top of my head.

[McLovin']

Mianus was from Jackass I believe.

[Sefie1999AD]

I'll quote a Finnish comedian and say these towns, though I'll translate them literally into English this time, not Swedish.

- Voikoski (Butter hurt me)
- Vammala (Disability)

Some others:

- Jyväskylä (Seed village, Ultimecia would love these )
- Korvatunturi (Ear mountain)
- Koskenkorva (read: booze)
- Lima (the capital of Peru, it's also Finnish and means "slime")
- Raippaluoto (Whip rock)
- Tervajoki (Tar river)

Sorry to all the Finns and Peruvian people here if I made fun of your home town.

[YTDN]

The town on Au, in germany, pronounced 'Ow'

[Freya]

Well i live in the city of Gillette, it's a razor..... yeah...

[Venom]

In VT theres a town called Middle sex. Is that funny enough?

[Arrianna]

It's not a city but over here there's a jail... built on Purgatory Flats. The name of the jail? You guessed it, Purgatory.

[Vincent Valentine]

Well, I don't have any funny town names hand, but I do come from a county called CORK. There's a common joke here in Ireland that if the entire country ever sank under water, we'd be the only county to stay afloat... ¬_¬

[Madame Adequate]

There's a smurfing in Austria. Only, you know, not changed to smurfing.

[bipper]

Truth or Concequences New Mexico

and ZoZo. I mean wtf?