cloud and tifa playing FF7.

[boys from the dwarf]

some of you may now about goldenbocos thing in the writers corner about squall and rinoa playing FF8 together. its funny and heres a link to it. http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=90916

if you like this stuff you are officially cool .

anyway heres mine for FF7. its basically cloud and tifa playing FF8 together with occasional visits and interruptions from other characters in the game.

important:

i can only find screenshots from FMVs so if anyone knows of a site where i can get normal screen shots from in the game it would save me loads of trouble.

its funny and seriously cute.

here it is.



cloud: tifa! its starting.
tifa: finally.
cloud: come on. it'll be fun,
tifa: o.k.



cloud: look im about to do something cool!
tifa: *looks.*

*cloud flips off the train and stumbles and falls over.*

cloud:... i swear that never happened. someones messed with this game....hey! why are you looking at biggs like that?
tifa: why are you looking at jesse like that? i just wanted to make you jelous.
cloud: i uh wasnt looking at jesse *looks guilty.*
tifa: sure. whatever. anyway. my turn. *snatches controller.*
cloud: fine.
*barret comes in.*
barret: hey! its my scene soon!
cloud: oh. hello barret.
tifa: *giggling*
cloud: what the *looks at screen.* hey!! you named me clod!
barret: shouldnt you get off your spikey ass and look after marlene and denzel? video games cant be good for you man...clod? she called you clod? hahahahahahah!!! *continues laughing.*
cloud: tifa? give me the controller.
*names barret arsehole.*
cloud: hah! we sure showed him.
barret: fine. * walks off.*



more coming soon and remember. if you know a website that has pictures of normal gameplay. please tell me because right now i only have screenshots from FMVs and it would save me a lot of time and trouble if someone helped me with that.

[Goldenboko]

Good job Dwarf!
I've got to go so I can't post an episode in here right now but maybe tonight.

[boys from the dwarf]

ive found some normal gameplay pictures but if you know of a site with loads of pictures please tell me.



cloud:hey! why are you looking at biggs like that?
tifa: why are you looking at jesse like that? i just wanted to make you jelous.
cloud: i uh wasnt looking at jesse *looks guilty.*
tifa: sure. whatever. anyway. my turn. *snatches controller.*
cloud: fine.
*barret comes in.*



barret: hey! its my scene soon!
cloud: oh. hello barret.
tifa: *giggling*
cloud: what the *looks at screen.* hey!! you named me clod!
barret: shouldnt you get off your spikey ass and look after marlene and denzel? video games cant be good for you man...clod? she called you clod? hahahahahahah!!! *continues laughing.*
cloud: tifa? give me the controller.
*names barret arsehole.*
cloud: hah! we sure showed him.
barret: fine. * walks off.*



*fighting the boss.*

cloud: o.k. be careful. just remember. dont attack when the tails...
tifa: yeah yeah. relax. its the first boss. its designed to be impossible to lose... limit break! die! *counters with tail laser.*
cloud: i really think you should give the contro...
tifa: never! cant you see im winning? tail laser again? oh yeah well lets see how he likes another limit break! *counters.*
cloud:...
tifa: o.k. so its designed to be almost impossible to lose.



cloud: you forgot to save jesse.
tifa: no i didnt. i mean. that explosion killed 100's of people and i saw you checking out jesse...h,hey! game over screen? whats that for?



tifa: great! this is thebit where you take on all of those soilders and win. your so brave.
cloud: (oh crap. i only told her that so she'd think im a hero. need an idea. ah hah!) *hugs tifa. to his chest.*
tifa: *mmph.* cloud? i can barely breathe.
cloud: (just a little bit longer.) *lets her go.* wow. i never remember beating them all so quickly. its a shame you missed. it.
tifa: *suspicious.

[Fatihin_Malaysia_Girl]

I'm agree

[Aralith]

tifa: great! this is thebit where you take on all of those soilders and win. your so brave.
cloud: (oh crap. i only told her that so she'd think im a hero. need an idea. ah hah!) *hugs tifa. to his chest.*
tifa: *mmph.* cloud? i can barely breathe.
cloud: (just a little bit longer.) *lets her go.* wow. i never remember beating them all so quickly. its a shame you missed. it.
tifa: *suspicious.

That was amazing! Hilarious! Keep it coming. I want to see more.

[boys from the dwarf]

*cloud and tifa play on until the scene where reno comes.*

soldier (in game.): reno! you want this guy taken out?
*reno walks into the room.*
reno: nah. hes not my type.
tifa: hey! its reno!
cloud: oh. its you.
tifa: *looks at reno.* *sighs*
cloud: that does it! im the cool one here!
reno: relax man. thats nearly everyones reaction to seeing me.
cloud: grrr! *reaches for sword.*
tifa: come on. just sit back down.



reno: hey! i remember this bit. you have to push that barrel next to you.
cloud:o.k. *presses button.*
*barrel lands and nearly hits aeris.*
cloud:...
reno: o.k. o.k. my mistake. you need to push that one over there!
cloud:*barrel lands in wrong place again.* grrr. your doing this deliberatly to make the turks win!
reno: i am not.
cloud: yeah you are.
reno: not.
cloud: are.
reno:not.
cloud: are are are!!
reno: not not not!!
*slap fight.*
tifa: oh god.

not my best one yet but im thinking of more funny things.

[Sefie1999AD]

That's pretty funny so far. A problem I have is that most of the pictures aren't working at the moment. *can't wait until Cloud and Tifa get to the part where Cloud gets cross-dressed for Don Corneo*

[Zeromus_X]

I smell Cheese/tell me how to play material. But don't hotlink images from CoN, use Photobucket or something instead.

[boys from the dwarf]

im looking forwards to that and the date scenes. ill have more by the end of the day and goldenboco might make a few if he isnt too busy with his squall and rinoa playing FF8 thread. the pictures work fine for me. can you tell me which pictures because ill be able to find out which website they are from and stop using pics from there maybe. cant gaurantee anything because it is pretty tricky to find all of these pictures.

EDIT: so are the only ones that dont work the ones from cavesofnarshe.com? if so ill stop using those. thanks for telling me and expect more soon.

EDIT: o.k! i forgot to do one of the parts so here is a part from earlier on in the game and the cross-dressing scene.

*in seventh heaven bar.*

http://bluelaguna.net/viewimage/ff7/images/92.jpg

Cloud: *playing FF7.* hmm. im trying to remember how much i had to drink that night.
Tifa (in game): would you like something to drink.
Cloud (in game): gimme something hard. *drinks alcohol.*
tifa: i think you must have had at least 3 of those strong drink things.
cloud: did you have any?
tifa: i think so. i cant really remember.
cloud: thats odd.
* play on until the point where they rest up and sleep in the hideout.*
cloud (in game): *wakes up with with arm across tifa.*
cloud: what? i dont remember that!
tifa: *angry.*
cloud: do you think we... well you know.
tifa: what do you mean?
cloud: you know. me.. and you erm together?
tifa: just spit it out!
cloud: do you think we had sex!
tifa: the hell!!! you dont beat around the bush, do you!?!?
cloud: but you said...
tifa: shut up.
cloud: aww. come on. neither of us remember it and i swear someones messed with this game.


ill do more later on today or in the morning. i still need ideas for the cross dressing scene.

[Owen Macwere]

LOl, all these were funny, keep up the great work.

[boys from the dwarf]

yeah. im pretty proud of that most recent one myself. ill have another one in the morning.

[Goldenboko]

Well I think I'll do one.

Cloud: Popcorn?
Tifa: Check!
Cloud: Ps1
Tifa: Check!
Cloud: Final Fantasy 7?
Tifa: Check!
Cloud: Controller?
Barret: Get on with it spikey!
Red XIII: Yes, we all didn't come here to listen to you list the supplies.
Cait Sith: Yeah, get on with it lassie!
Cloud: Did you just call me a girl?!?
Cait Sith: Maybe...
Cloud: Alright Tita, I mean Tifa, turn it on...
Tifa whispers to Cloud: I told you, in bed thats fine, but in front of people... I kill you.

Tifa: I'm turning it on...
Cid: Your turning me on!
Cloud: Shut up...

The End (I'll leave the ending of the party to your imagination)

[Aralith]

Tifa: I'm turning it on...
Cid: Your turning me on!
Cloud: Shut up...

Truly amazing! Aboslutely hilarious!

[Goldenboko]

Thx

[boys from the dwarf]

nice one boco. here the wall mart cross dressing scene.

http://www.cavesofnarshe.com/ff7/scr...images/040.png

cloud: *skipping text and rushing past the scene.* thank goodness your the only one who know about this...and you can stop laughing!
tifa: hahaha! *goes into other room and starts calling someone on the phone.*
cloud: *mumbling.* i cant believe i did this. why couldnt aeris do it herself?! goodbye self-respect. *tifa comes back in.* who were you calling?
tifa: oh. no one.
cloud:hmmm. *continues playing.*
*cid,barret,cait sith,red,yuffie and vincent come in.*
cloud: what the? oh god, no! i cant let them see me like that.
cid: *looks at screen.* so er whos that cutie?
cloud: *thinking.* cutie? does he mean...me. oh god.
tifa: *laughing.*
red: cid. thats not a woman. thats...
cid: hmm. i wonder if shes my type?
red: cid. you really should know...
cid: shut up! cant you see im busy?!
cloud: ugh. kill me now.
tifa: *still laughing.*
cloud: what the? you called them over to see this!
cid: what do you mean by that?!
tifa: *whispers to cid.*
cid: WHAT!!! do you mean...er she's a... but he's a...
yuffie: awww! cloud. you look so cute cute like that!
cloud:...stop it.
cait sith: id never have predicted this happening in a million years!
cloud: shut up!
tifa: *continuing playing.* cloud? don corneo just picked you.
cloud: you have no idea how much im going to kill all of you. but first theres just one thing i have to say. *takes deep breath.* *ROMFG CENSOREDNESS! HAPPY SQUIRRELS! LALALA! CENSORED! :mog: :mog: .