cloud and tifa playing FF7.

[Hambone]

Vincent giggling like a little anorexic pre-teen school girl. Did I go to far?

[boys from the dwarf]

i cant think of anything right now but ill have one for tomorrow.

[Leen-Leen]

Vincent giggling like a little anorexic pre-teen school girl. Did I go to far?

nah. there's probably a worse way to describe vincent giggling.

[Aralith]

That Vincent gunshot thing was hilarious! I love it! More. More I say! MAKE MORE!!! *ahem* Sorry about that. Just make more, so I can continue my laughing.

[boys from the dwarf]

o.k. new one!

narrator: previously, barret set into action his master plan to distribute FF7 strategy guides all over midgar to...
vincent: look. shut up unless you want to be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.


*cloud and tifa playing up to the point where they are imprisoned in the shinra building.*



yuffie: that guy is soooo spying on you.
tifa:...
cloud:...
yuffie: what a perv. watching all the cells like that.
cloud:... didnt arsehole send you to spy on us?
tifa: yeah. your really bad at it.
yuffie: *comes out from behind the bed.* oh yeah. damn. well ive come to warn you that barret...
cloud: arsehole.
yuffie: hey! take that back!
cloud: not you. im so used to him being called arsehole on the game that it confuses me when someone calls him that.
yuffie: anyway ive come to tell you that *continues talking about barrets plan.*
narrator (talking over yuffie.): so now that yuffie has told cloud of barrets plan, will barret have any hope of carrying it out? who will win this struggle between evil and lazy?
yuffie:*finishing talking about the plan.* o.k. you got that?
cloud: that guy just talked over the whole thing. i didnt hear any of that.
yuffie: weve really got to sort that guy out.

[Sefie1999AD]

Heh heh. Soon the narrator will have to finish his lines with *gets shot by a sniper*

[boys from the dwarf]

interesting idea :evilking:.

[Leen-Leen]

Hmm, I don't think it was as funny as the other ones, but still good enough xP The sniper part is a good idea.

[boys from the dwarf]

as some of you may have noticed ive altered some of the scenes in the game so consider things like that things that really happened or something.

*motorbike scene. what happened in reality.*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/fmvshots...ycle/00009.jpg

tifa: cloud. theres something i forgot to tell you.

cloud: what?

tifa: i cant drive!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/fmvshots...ycle/00024.jpg

cloud: oh. well i never learned to juggle while doing handstands and that never stopped me from doing it...oh...i see your point. youll pick it up as you go along! just continue with the fleeing the city! *starts riding the bike*



im leaving at that for a while because ive got other things to do. if any of you want to add extra lines to that scene and make up stuff for yourself that'd be great. this is open time so im allowing everyone to post there own ideas for the scene. i hope this new idea works.

[Jessweeee♪]

Vincent giggling like a little anorexic pre-teen school girl.

Vincent giggling like a little anorexic pre-teen school girl during an abstinence lecture.

[boys from the dwarf]

as some of you may have noticed ive altered some of the scenes in the game so consider things like that things that really happened or something.

*motorbike scene. what happened in reality.*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/fmvshots...ycle/00009.jpg

tifa: cloud. theres something i forgot to tell you.

cloud: what?

tifa: i cant drive!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/fmvshots...ycle/00024.jpg

cloud: oh. well i never learned to juggle while doing handstands and that never stopped me from doing it...oh...i see your point. youll pick it up as you go along! just continue with the fleeing the city! *starts riding the bike*



if any of you want to add extra lines to that scene and make up stuff for yourself that'd be great. this is open time so im allowing everyone to post there own ideas for the scene. i hope this new idea works.

[Leen-Leen]

eh .. ill have a go at it, but it won't work out so well . xD

*motorbike scene. what happened in reality.*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/fmvshots...ycle/00009.jpg

tifa: cloud. theres something i forgot to tell you.

cloud: what?

tifa: i cant drive!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/fmvshots...ycle/00024.jpg

cloud: oh. well i never learned to juggle while doing handstands and that never stopped me from doing it...oh...i see your point. youll pick it up as you go along! just continue with the fleeing the city! *starts riding the bike*

tifa: so ...

aeris: So ...

Tifa: Um ...

Aeris: So you ... come here often?

Tifa: What! *backs away from aeris*

[Jessweeee♪]

*motorbike scene. what happened in reality.*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/fmvshots...ycle/00009.jpg

tifa: cloud. theres something i forgot to tell you.

cloud: what?

tifa: i cant drive!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/fmvshots...ycle/00024.jpg

cloud: oh. well i never learned to juggle while doing handstands and that never stopped me from doing it...oh...i see your point. youll pick it up as you go along! just continue with the fleeing the city! *starts riding the bike*



*the soldiers are attacking the truck and Cloud is slashing them and accidently cuts off Red XIII's tail*


Red: GAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY TAIL!!! YOU CUT OFF MY TAIL!!
Cloud: er...Sorry!!
Aeris: Don't worry! *grabs some tape and uses it to attatch the tail*
Red:......
Tifa: Watch what you're doing Clod!!
*Cloud starts slashing more soldiers and nearly beheads Barret*
Barret: WHOA!!! GET YOU SPIKEY ASS AWAY FRO--*Cloud accidently removes Barret's other arm*
Cloud: Whoops....


...........................


I tried :P

[boys from the dwarf]

any more? ill have another one soon.

[yunacy]

Red: GAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY TAIL!!! YOU CUT OFF MY TAIL!!
Cloud: er...Sorry!!
Aeris: Don't worry! *grabs some tape and uses it to attatch the tail*
Red:......