o.k. new one!

narrator: previously, barret set into action his master plan to distribute FF7 strategy guides all over midgar to...
vincent: look. shut up unless you want to be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.


*cloud and tifa playing up to the point where they are imprisoned in the shinra building.*



yuffie: that guy is soooo spying on you.
tifa:...
cloud:...
yuffie: what a perv. watching all the cells like that.
cloud:... didnt arsehole send you to spy on us?
tifa: yeah. your really bad at it.
yuffie: *comes out from behind the bed.* oh yeah. damn. well ive come to warn you that barret...
cloud: arsehole.
yuffie: hey! take that back!
cloud: not you. im so used to him being called arsehole on the game that it confuses me when someone calls him that.
yuffie: anyway ive come to tell you that *continues talking about barrets plan.*
narrator (talking over yuffie.): so now that yuffie has told cloud of barrets plan, will barret have any hope of carrying it out? who will win this struggle between evil and lazy?
yuffie:*finishing talking about the plan.* o.k. you got that?
cloud: that guy just talked over the whole thing. i didnt hear any of that.
yuffie: weve really got to sort that guy out.