of Hotdogs, Mutation, and becomeing a Super Hero
http://www.livescience.com/humanbiol..._hot_dogs.html
That is right kids. The chemicals used in a hot dog's preservatives mixed with the salmanila creates a DNA altering chemical. So for every got dog you eat, you are catalizing your eventual mutation into some thing GREAT!
Ever want to be a super hero? Grow up big and strong like Super Man? Screw milk, it looks like hot dogs will do the trick better.
Possible side effects include cancer (duh).
What do you think?
bipper
What about brats?
Sausages, not children.
There's alot of food with sodium nitrite in it. If a secondary study bears it out we may see some changes in preservitive compounds on the market.Hot dogs are preserved with sodium nitrite, which can help form chemicals known as N-nitroso compounds, most of which cause cancer in lab animals.
Doctor - "Why did you roll around in that chemical waste? What were you thinking?"
Adam West - "I was trying to gain super powers..."
Doctor - "Thats just crazy and now you have cancer."
Exactly what I thought when I read the post and then ate 500 hot dogs shortyly after.Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm
You rock. That episode rocks.
How did you get those super powers?
I ate a bunch of 2 year old hot dogs.
ROFL this is cool.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
Bipper, I think you're quickly becoming my favourite Forum member of ANY Forum I have EVER used, in my ENTIRE life.
There's a few chemicals that can increase the risk of cancer in foods and drinks.
There's Antimony which is used in the making of P.E.T plastics (drink bottles & microwave dinner containers, for example) which can seep into the drink and foods. There's also Aspartame which is a sugar substitute which is used in drinks and sweets which is also carcinogenic. [About Aspartame]
That's all I really know about, though.
Antimony? Sounds cheap. If you want to look at containers, aluminum is proven to cause cancer when there is a prolonged exposure to it. There is almost always aluminum in deoderant as well!
I don't care about cancer though. I care about mutations that will make me turn into a mutant of sorts. I have always known hot dogs were great.
And you all wonder why Zell wants hot dog so bad. Imagine if he actually got one during the course of final fantasy VIII... he may have actually figured out WTF time compression is all about. Actually, I will call it my Z = U theory. Zell ate a hot dog, and turned into the last sorceress that would compress time and become the first sorceress. This proves hot dog mutations and his inherant gayness.
God I GOE!
Bipper
You're a potential candidate to join the X-Men.
I lol'ed
When i was younger i ate huge amounts of hot dogs. I had at least one hot dog a day but then one day i overdosed on hotedoga and threw up! Now i feel like pucking when i see a hotdog sad becuase now there telling me i could have gained super powers! Is it true that some hotdogs have like cow eyes in them?
Why couldn't Zell get that hotdog that bothers me even to this day.
HOTDOGS MAKE YOU WANNA PLAY HOCKEY?
This thread made me realise that I never eat hotdogs
I love hotdogs. ;___;
I think that makes you a super villan?
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