http://www.livescience.com/humanbiol..._hot_dogs.html

That is right kids. The chemicals used in a hot dog's preservatives mixed with the salmanila creates a DNA altering chemical. So for every got dog you eat, you are catalizing your eventual mutation into some thing GREAT!

Ever want to be a super hero? Grow up big and strong like Super Man? Screw milk, it looks like hot dogs will do the trick better.

Possible side effects include cancer (duh).
What do you think?

bipper