How would it go down? Besides the obvious nature of it all , how would you like it to go if you could completely controll it all?
Plan out your funeral
How would it go down? Besides the obvious nature of it all , how would you like it to go if you could completely controll it all?
I really kind of wish I could go to my funeral.
I hope it's not the traditional Catholic funeral most of my relatives have, because they don't even spend the time to share the memories they remember you by. I would atleast like my loved ones to speak of me in some way. I'm not really asking for much, just to know that someone will remember me.
I would prefer being lit on fire.
Thinking about my own funeral sort of wierds me out. Besides, I'm not sure I want to be buried, or even burned...that's a really wierd concept when you think about it.
Maybe I'll just get blown up (<3 george carlin).
I would say just toss me in the garbage can, and have the sanitation dept. pick me up on Monday morning...I don't believe in making a big deal about it. I would tell my family to spend their money elsewhere- not on an overpriced coffing that will go immediately in the ground. Hell, if you're going to spend a few hundred bucks on a plush box, I say turn it into living room furniture...
On the other hand Tommy Chong had a good idea- get cremated and have my ashes mixed with a bag of really primo dope, and then have everyone smoke me.
Brian: "If I remember correctly, this is the Physics Department."
Chris: "That would explain all the gravity."
I'm going to start saving to give myself an Egyptian burial.
Proper Christian funeral followed by a lan party. Set my corpse up on a laptop plz. Kthx.
Are you talking like the height of Egyptian power? I hope you're working with something like 6,000% interest rates.Originally Posted by Æ¿æƒ2
I'm going to start saving to give myself an Egyptian burial.
Brian: "If I remember correctly, this is the Physics Department."
Chris: "That would explain all the gravity."
I have a system.Are you talking like the height of Egyptian power? I hope you're working with something like 6,000% interest rates.I'm going to start saving to give myself an Egyptian burial.
Oh yeah?? What is it, some sort of -- pyramid scheme?!I have a system.Are you talking like the height of Egyptian power? I hope you're working with something like 6,000% interest rates.I'm going to start saving to give myself an Egyptian burial.
oooooohhhhhhh, god I crack me up.
Brian: "If I remember correctly, this is the Physics Department."
Chris: "That would explain all the gravity."
lolololololololololololololOh yeah?? What is it, some sort of -- pyramid scheme?!I have a system.Are you talking like the height of Egyptian power? I hope you're working with something like 6,000% interest rates.I'm going to start saving to give myself an Egyptian burial.
oooooohhhhhhh, god I crack me up.
No.
All I know is that John F. Kennedy is not welcome to my funeral.
It would have to be on a sunny day, so people wern't sad. I hate people being sad. Then during the funeral, I want people to tell jokes and be happy. I hate it so much when people are sad, then there would have to be a R.A.T.M. Tribute band playing the song "The Ghost Of Tom Joad", except change Tom Joad to - Jimmy D. Then afterwards, there would be the biggest 4 day piss up the world has ever seen!! People getting drunk everywhere. Then, there would be 4 days of recovery.
Just put me inn my coffine with the latest Playboy magazine and let me be a happy dead man.
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