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    Sometimes I hit puppies with dead tuna; sometimes I hit them with kittens.

    What's better: tuna or kittens?


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    I normally don't hit puppies with carcasses, but if the world depended on it, I would probably choose Tuna. Preferrably frozen. Makes a more powerful impact, ya.


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    Bantam, that's a trout.

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    Yes, I enjoy hitting people with annoying specks of pixels.

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    They probably both be eaten anyway, Im stuck on this one :confused:

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    I dont get it

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    Shampoo is bettah! you racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
    Bantam, that's a trout.
    Only to the observant eye.
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    Call me Sally but i donīt get this one...

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    I'd rather hit a puppy with tuna. Tuna sucks. You can at least have fun with a cat. Fun that isn't throwing it at a puppy, anyways.
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    ARGH! YOU! DAMN YOU! MAKING ME CHOOSE! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! BAH! ARG! *bang* my brain exploded. =(.

    Kittens taste better..... I mean Tuna tastes better but Kittens are teh luff.

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    I used to throw sunday editions of the paper at hobos when i was a teen ... riding on my bike looking for a hobo to throw a paper at thats fun ! ... atleast it is until they catch ya' >.<
    But Tuna is better :chef:
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    I'd definately hit it with a thawed Tuna because kittens are evil and have claws with which they scratch with and puppies are better than kitties so I don't want to hurt it much. Now I might hit a kitten with a frozen tuna...
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