Said by: roto13-ness.
No, really, Evolution is pure crap.

5/10 from IGN (source)
2/5 from Games Domain
58/100 from Gamespy (source)
4/10 from EGM

Don't touch it. The stink doesn't wash off
So very true. I, unfortunately, played this game. Less than one week later I had traded it in for some money.
I felt relieved.
Don't bother with this game.

BTW, I have no idea how to specify the person that said the quote and link it to the actual post. Would appreciate if anyone could tell me.