It would have to be on a sunny day, so people wern't sad. I hate people being sad. Then during the funeral, I want people to tell jokes and be happy. I hate it so much when people are sad, then there would have to be a R.A.T.M. Tribute band playing the song "The Ghost Of Tom Joad", except change Tom Joad to - Jimmy D. Then afterwards, there would be the biggest 4 day piss up the world has ever seen!! People getting drunk everywhere. Then, there would be 4 days of recovery.