MY STOMACH!

[lovehurts]

College is a 4-year vacation. It's natural to be nervous when you start something new but you'll get over it quickly. Enjoy your time there.

My first class my freshman year was Japanese. I walked into a room with about 100 people in it. I didn't know anyone in there. I didn't know a word of Japanese. I found a chair and tried to hide in it. Then the teachers came in, and if you've ever seen a native Japanese person try to teach a class (or do anything else involving work) you'll probably know that they aren't very relaxing or comforting. Teachers were running around the room full-speed handing out papers and whatnot. Howver 50 minutes later it was done with and my other classes were mostly fun.

That is awesome that( you know japanese....?)

Yah 100 people in one room!!? YIKes. A little freaky. I'll manage though, yes.

[Shlup]

College is a 4-year vacation. It's natural to be nervous when you start something new but you'll get over it quickly. Enjoy your time there.

My first class my freshman year was Japanese. I walked into a room with about 100 people in it. I didn't know anyone in there. I didn't know a word of Japanese. I found a chair and tried to hide in it. Then the teachers came in, and if you've ever seen a native Japanese person try to teach a class (or do anything else involving work) you'll probably know that they aren't very relaxing or comforting. Teachers were running around the room full-speed handing out papers and whatnot. Howver 50 minutes later it was done with and my other classes were mostly fun.

I call shenanigans! Except that I can't spell it. My experimental psych teacher was Chinese and the lab teacher was Japanese and both were very laid back. Excessively organized though.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

What's to be nervous about? College is way better than high school! You go to class, you're done, you leave class. Want to miss class? That's your problem. Afraid to get stuck with the geeks at lunch time? There is no lunch time. Hazing only happens if you're rushing a frat, and only stupid people feel the need to sell their dignity to join those sort of social whoreholes [excluding academic and other non-social whorehole frats].

I don´t know what they do to you in your country but in my country there is no such thing as fraternities, i was "hazed" and it was fun i wasn´t forced to do anything and i don´t consider myself stupid far from it.

[Reles]

College is cake. Nothing much to it, except for long hours of studying, which hasn't even hit me yet.

[Psychotic]

It's alright, lovehurts. Everybody needs to fit in and make lots of friends, however, ignore everyone who says be yourself. These people are wrong. Instead, here is my step-by-step guide to becoming the Campus King:

Step 1: Buy several polo shirts.
Step 2: Wear the polo shirts.
Step 3: Make sure the collar is popped up at all times.

Congratulations, you are now popular!

Now for the ladies, because after all, that's what college is all about! Am I right? Huh? Huh?

Step 1: Go to a popular student bar. Sometimes you may need fake ID, what with the wacky American alcohol laws.
Step 2: Find an attractive female student, who is older than you. After all, you're too good for freshman girls!
Step 3: Tell her you're going to be a doctor.
Step 4: Try to cop a feel, before being shrugged off. Bonus points if you earn a slap.
Step 5: Vomit on your shoes before stumbling back home.

Success! You are now the University's #1 Cassanova!

That's just some beginner basics. I can give you some advanced tips such as "Failing algebra by not attending class, then acting indignant about it" but I think this will keep you going for a while.

[lovehurts]

It's alright, lovehurts. Everybody needs to fit in and make lots of friends, however, ignore everyone who says be yourself. These people are wrong. Instead, here is my step-by-step guide to becoming the Campus King:

Step 1: Buy several polo shirts.
Step 2: Wear the polo shirts.
Step 3: Make sure the collar is popped up at all times.

Congratulations, you are now popular!

Now for the ladies, because after all, that's what college is all about! Am I right? Huh? Huh?

Step 1: Go to a popular student bar. Sometimes you may need fake ID, what with the wacky American alcohol laws.
Step 2: Find an attractive female student, who is older than you. After all, you're too good for freshman girls!
Step 3: Tell her you're going to be a doctor.
Step 4: Try to cop a feel, before being shrugged off. Bonus points if you earn a slap.
Step 5: Vomit on your shoes before stumbling back home.

Success! You are now the University's #1 Cassanova!

That's just some beginner basics. I can give you some advanced tips such as "Failing algebra by not attending class, then acting indignant about it" but I think this will keep you going for a while.

[-N-]

FROSH GET ME A BEER | Psy is a good frosh.

[Lilliputian Hitcher]

College is like jail, except with more rape.

[-N-]

I hope you don't attend the Claremont Colleges because I will hunt you down and do unspeakable things to you that will greatly embarass you in front of your friends but next year when you start doing that to the new frosh everyone will think you're cool because some random senior found you worthwhile enough to haze you and now you get to do it to everyone else yeah it's great.

[Dr Unne]

[qq=lovehurts]That is awesome that( you know japanese....?)[/qq]

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I call shenanigans! Except that I can't spell it. My experimental psych teacher was Chinese and the lab teacher was Japanese and both were very laid back. Excessively organized though.

But my precious stereotypes.

[Dignified Pauper]

college is wonderful. anyone who is nervous enough to puke though on the first day, well, yu should be punched in the face.

[lovehurts]

college is wonderful. anyone who is nervous enough to puke though on the first day, well, yu should be punched in the face.

I exzarate a little....sometimes....

[Doomie]

I soooo wanna start a fraternity, now. I don't care if my name is Erik. I want to be called Frank the tank.

[Moon Rabbits]

What's to be nervous about? College is way better than high school! You go to class, you're done, you leave class. Want to miss class? That's your problem. Afraid to get stuck with the geeks at lunch time? There is no lunch time. Hazing only happens if you're rushing a frat, and only stupid people feel the need to sell their dignity to join those sort of social whoreholes [excluding academic and other non-social whorehole frats].

Let me in!

[Mittopotahis]

Can someone explain to me what 'Freshman' means? We don't have them over here. We are all stale men.