Before you look at these there is some profanity on some of the captions ... i didn't write them but i think its HILARIOUS .
http://www.tickner.com/message.htm
Funny signs
Before you look at these there is some profanity on some of the captions ... i didn't write them but i think its HILARIOUS .
http://www.tickner.com/message.htm
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
ahahaha, funny. That's some good advice that.
"Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it."
...That's so deep.
jkhkjg
Nice.
funny
"If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]."
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Hey Genji, i didn't realize you are so young ... you may wanna take notice of the michael jackson oneLOL
~J/K
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
...You just killed that sign's joke. Horribly.
I thought i was piggy backing off of your Mutant post with the gloved i mean deformed hand
:nibbles:+:shoot: =
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
I think those signs are funnier without captions.
" If a door is closed, karate chop it open. "
Will do.
I tried that Dreddz ... and it REALLY WORKS >.<
**EDIT**
Waiting to lift heavy stuff off me with a flashlight
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
there's a sign at the church across the street at the entrance to the PARKING LOT
"Church Parking: Thou Shall Not Park
Thou Shall Not Break This Commandment"
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