this'll rack your brain for a while.

[feona17]

I post on these boards to waste time and cure boredom, not create it. kthx. <3

[Medi]

I stopped reading it pretty soon. There is no reason for me to waste my time on that crap.

[rubah]

-1*-1=-1 was rather interesting, but the rest not so xD

[Roto13]

MAINED IN FOREIGN LANDS

[Spatvark]

It's hilarious that this guy lectured at MIT, they must have been pissing themselves with laughter.

[Ryth]

lol religion.

[Divexel]

-cracks up laughing-

Wow, I love junk like this...

[Giga Guess]

Seriously, if I see the work "queer" on that site one more time, I'm gonna hunt him bown and bitch slap him to death.

[Mitch]

MEH

[Peegee]

That is hilarious. Have you seen the techTV or w/e interview of the guy?

[Madame Adequate]

I think Cubic, I am wisest. You think self, you are evil. Your Professors are stupid evil Liars, and fear the Time Cube Truth.

This is truly a profound, revolutionary statement. I thank this website for telling us the truth.

[Laugh at face of Danger]

Didn't even read it and i'm bored. Wow.

[Tavrobel]

If god is your father, your mother is a whore.

The half of Earth seen from space, cannot exist without
the opposite half not seen... existing as opposite values.

When adults go to heaven, children still living on Earth will burn in the hell that adults created for them. Love of God is hate for child.

The greatest part to the entire theory is that
A: he's got absolutely no proof in the slightest, and if anything, counter-proof
B: he probably wrote this drunk off his ass.

Wikipedia allowing the educated stupid to evaluate the 4 simultaneous 24 hr. days within a single rotation of Earth, equates allowing atheist to proof-read the bible.

This single statement is how you know that the author of these statements has no idea what he is talking about, even without everything else. Can you honestly believe that Wikipedia is a reliable source of information?

I myself am currently halfway down, and I find this the biggest laugh I have ever read. Good job, Jowy.

EDIT: More gold.

Adam and Eve were created at the same time, but sexless. A rib was removed from eve and a hole left to make a woman of her. The rib was stuck on Adam to make a man of him - and Eve is still trying to get her rib back.

[edczxcvbnm]

That is too long. Isn't there like...a 1 paragraph version?

[Tavrobel]

Here's the summary. The world only exists because it is made of two parts, which are inherently opposite (E.g., male/female). Singularity (non-pluralism) is evil, which means academics, which teaches singularity, religions, and those who allow this perpetuation, are ALL evil. Opposition will only amount to a zero sum game, which is what is desired. +1*+1=+1, and -1*-1=-1 (there's more stuff about math isn't correct math, but it's not worth discussing). People are stupid for believing that what is taught is true, and that Cubism (which goes by six different names in the teaching) is THE WISEST, most complete, and most accurate of all teachings. It's not a theory, as it provides proof (which is all questionable, or complete lies at best). The world is made of four corners that rotate simultaneously, and move because one of them moves.

Just as Word viruses are destructive in human made computers, there is a deadly Word virus spreading within the English Language.

Time Cube is above academic comprehension. Universities equate doomed Towers of Babble.