this'll rack your brain for a while.

[Tavrobel]

If god is your father, your mother is a whore.

The half of Earth seen from space, cannot exist without
the opposite half not seen... existing as opposite values.

When adults go to heaven, children still living on Earth will burn in the hell that adults created for them. Love of God is hate for child.

The greatest part to the entire theory is that
A: he's got absolutely no proof in the slightest, and if anything, counter-proof
B: he probably wrote this drunk off his ass.

Wikipedia allowing the educated stupid to evaluate the 4 simultaneous 24 hr. days within a single rotation of Earth, equates allowing atheist to proof-read the bible.

This single statement is how you know that the author of these statements has no idea what he is talking about, even without everything else. Can you honestly believe that Wikipedia is a reliable source of information?

I myself am currently halfway down, and I find this the biggest laugh I have ever read. Good job, Jowy.

EDIT: More gold.

Adam and Eve were created at the same time, but sexless. A rib was removed from eve and a hole left to make a woman of her. The rib was stuck on Adam to make a man of him - and Eve is still trying to get her rib back.