<b>~In this desert there is... a cube!
What does the cube look like?</b>
It's made of cubey material... clear stuff :</>D It's shiny blue with water inside! It's about the same size as my head xD Sitting on the sand.

~In this desert there is also a ladder.
It's behind the cube. It's standing and it is very tall ^-^

<b>~In this desert there now appears... a horse.</b>
It appeared on top of the cube, the cube breaks and all the water leaks out and I go, "NOooooooo" and suffer a horrible death from dehydration. Is this taking it too far? Well, it sort of looks like Psychotic, too, all brown and poo colored. I'm bored now xD Too many questions.

<b>~Now, somewhere in the desert there is a storm.</b>
Tropical rain storm, whohoo. It blows everything away ^_^

<b>~Finally, somewhere in the desert are flowers.</b>
All over the place :</>D The tropical rain storm made the desert a lush and beautiful place with tons of blooming flowers <3 Yay. The end.

Now what.

Edit: LMAO at the spoiler tag XDDD Hahah @ the horse one. What did the tropical rainstorm have to do with anything, though? I hate this thingmajig! *quits life*