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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisfffan View Post
    he doesn’t come out of his shell till later on its realistic because he is shy sometimes when bad things happen to someone you realise how much you like them

    Oh gimme a break! He has no more affection for Rinoa than one would picking away at a scab. It bugs you at first, but when you start picking at it, and picking it, until you can't anymore or it's gone and then you miss it. But wait, here's another scab, or you missed a piece, yay!

    Squall is loner and an a**hole. The game give you some text choice so that he'll stay true to type, but if you don't 'play nice' you won't get some bonuses. This is why I couldn't get into this game because it kept reminding me it was a game. The story is so badly executed and the game play and FMVs don't connect in the sense that you're lost in the story, but constantly reminded you're playing a game and not an interactive story.


    And people that say "Oh, these characters are soooo much like real people. They think and react like real people would."

    Oh FOR THE LOVE OF THE WIDOW, C'MON!!!!

    Quistis is highly paid and trained MERCENARY and suddenly jeprodizes the mission to kill the Scourge of the Planet, SORCERESS Edea, to go an apologize to some ditzy girl she met less than 48 hours ago?

    And within the span of 30 minutes or less, Squall is placed in Command of Balamb Garden and all it's staff, students, ect, and in the midst of the surprise attack by the Galbadian Garden's Forces, Squall HAS to be the one that rescues Rinoa? Here's how I saw this scene play out when I first played it....

    SQUALL: "Sometime I swear I can hear God laughing at me. How am I supposed to handle this? I've got over two hundred-- Oops, now make that 198 students to look after and..."

    ????: "Squall! Squall! It's Rinoa!"

    SQUALL: "Uh-huh, right on cue. What is it you fuggin' morons?!"

    MORONS: "Squall it's Rinoa! You gotta rescue her!"

    SQUALL: "What the-! Look around! Can't you see I'm busy trying to keep us ALL from being killed? There's like, what, six of you? And you can't think of a way to save her yourselves? One of you got a 12 foot chain whip for cryin' out loud! And YOU, you got that incredibly over-sized elongating nunchaku-things!

    MORONS: "No, Squall, it's GOTTA be YOU that rescues her! ONLY YOU can do it!"

    SQUALL: " ?!! Gotta be me-!? ... ... ... What the-! ... ... (sigh) Y'know, what? Something wrong with you... Something seriously wrong with the lot of you...

    MORONS: "We'll handle things from here!"

    SQUALL: Handle-! You mean like you did in Dollet!?!! Quistis, what is that, french for "Questionable Judgement"? God! No, wonder you got demoted! Hell, because of you screwin' up the Dollet Mission, I got shanked with an icicle! I'm still mad about that...just because of that I should crack your s**t !

    MORONS: "Hurry Squall! We know you love her!"

    SQUALL: ... Y'know what... I'm... I'm... I'm going... But if I get killed I'm coming back and f***in' you up!"

    Well, that's pretty much it. Well, that an a lot of other scenes that these characters acted like 'real' people. Yeah, real DUMB people.

    And Selphie! My god, this girl doesn't ever need to do drugs, because she's naturally high and stupid. Let's take a look at Trabia Garden.

    GIRL: "Hi Selphie...

    SELPHIE: Hey! How are doing?

    GIRL: Whadda think? I just survived a nuclear strike on our home, and discovered I don't have to be afraid of the dark if I just wet the bed to make the sheet glow.

    Selphie: Have you seen Mr. Bear?

    GIRL: I dunno, at first I thought he boogied on down without warning us too, but then I found him over there... ANd there, and there, and oh yeah, over there too.

    SELPHIE: Well, just remember to keep your spirits up.

    GIRL: I see the spirits of the dead every night in this dump. And you're right, I guess the bright side is that I've started growing a mutated tail, and my third eye is just coming in.

    SELPHIE: I gotta go now... See ya around. La la la la Train Train la la la...

    GIRL: Yeah, buh-bye now, and if you can whatever vitamins you're taking in the morning... Send me some to so I can be as oblivious to the pain and suffering around me, k?


    I'm gonna stop now... But 'real people'... Come-ON!
    Last edited by Pharoh Amon Khan III; 09-19-2006 at 08:11 AM.

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