the centaur job interview is great. maybe all job interview sketches are great.
the centaur job interview is great. maybe all job interview sketches are great.
Any skit that mentions ignorant sluts is my favorite...
Point/Counterpoint!
Dan Aykroyd: Hello, I'm Dan Aykroyd, station manager for Weekend Update. Last night, President Carter announced that the United States and Red China have agreed to establish full diplomatic relations starting January 1st. That will be the topic of tonight's Point-Counterpoint with Jane taking the pro-relations point and I will take the anti-relations counterpoint.
Jane Curtin: Dan, only a reactionary ass such as yourself could oppose full diplomatic relations with China. As President Carter said, it is a simple recognition of reality. How can we ignore eight hundred million people? But, then again, I guess it's your habit to ignore reality. You're a paranoid schizophrenic, Dan, whose politics are obviously born out of some buried infantile trauma. You hide from reality, constructing a hostile world to justify your own incapacity for love and compassion. Go ahead, Dan, live in your dark, lonely world. The rest of us will extend our hands in friendship to eight hundred million human beings, saying, "Hi! You do exist. Let's be friends."
Dan Aykroyd: Jane, you ignorant slut. My personality profile is not at issue here, any more than is your inability to achieve orgasm. The issue is Taiwan. How can we expect to have the confidence of any free nation when we stab one of our most faithful allies in the back. I suppose you'd like to conduct our foreign policy the way you conduct your private life, hopping from bed to bed with anyone that can do you some good. Then what do you have? An old, dried-out scuzz that no decent man would be seen with. Is that what you want for America? It's too late for you, Jane, but our country still has some dignity left, you hosebag!
Jane Curtin: Thank you, Dan!
I wonder who they are going to keep at Weekend Update, whether or not to keep Amy Poehler. If they don't let her do it alone, it'll probably be Seth Meyers filling in the spot. The two have good chemistry in my opinion.
Well, Weekend Update has been in every episode since the first one, so I'm sure they'll keep doing it without Tina Fey. It's not like the host of WE has never left the show before.
As for who will replace her, I really hope it isn't Horatio Sanz >_<
Werd. And Alec baldwind Schwety balls, lunch lady song, get off the damn shed. ugh good times.Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
Maybe Jimmy Fallon should ask for his job back, because his career is Maricking.
I never thought that they would consider Horatio Sanz for it. That would be the definition of sucking.
He filled in for Tina Fey at the beginning of the year. Don't count him out completely.
Or do, because he sucked on it.
Too bad I don't live in America.
...Geddit?
The Point/Counterpoint with Mick Jagger as Keith Richards and Mike Myers as Mick Jagger was awesome too...
Anyone else notice how Janet never got through "cork soaker" without stumbling? Yeah, Sanz just generally sucks. I think he loses his cool in something like 95% of the sketches he's a part of.
I can't remember the name of it, but the WU with Fey + Poehler with the kids' toy was good for a laugh. "Pull it, pull, pull it, pull it, yyyeeeaaahhh!!"
Brian: "If I remember correctly, this is the Physics Department."
Chris: "That would explain all the gravity."
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