My father had to run 20 laps arround the GYM on full sprint. He lost breath from fatuige cause the teacher was a moron and kept pusing him. So he ended up nearly feinting and choking, and he the school nurse was called. They called it an asthma attack so that they gym teacher would not look like an ass, and so that showed up when he went to joing the navy. They would not let him in due to a minor asthma attack in 8th grade. He then settled down and married my mom, and I blessed the world with GOE about 2 years later.Originally Posted by Dellas18
Explain why this is so!I would not have been born if my father did not pants a guy in Gym class. True story.
In essence, if my father had not forcibly removed a man's pants I would not be born. My life is smurfed up.
More hinesight; My dad was pulling off other mens pants and he wanted to join the navy. It is a miracle I was ever born at all
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