Pantsing sounds horrible...
Meh, I laugh when stupid people die in movies and stuff. It's supposed to be tragic, but it gives me cheap thrills!
Pantsing sounds horrible...
Meh, I laugh when stupid people die in movies and stuff. It's supposed to be tragic, but it gives me cheap thrills!
I got pantsed in 9th grade. I tackled the sophomore who did it, and then we formed an everlasting friendship.
I still throw things at people I don't like that I see in public.
I would not have been born if my father did not pants a guy in Gym class. True story.
In essence, if my father had not forcibly removed a man's pants I would not be born. My life is smurfed up.
Haha. People try and pants me, but I just smile and take them the rest of the way off. After all, I am the Pantless Ninja. They should have known better.Originally Posted by Magus of Zeal
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
Explain why this is so!I would not have been born if my father did not pants a guy in Gym class. True story.
In essence, if my father had not forcibly removed a man's pants I would not be born. My life is smurfed up.
Same as Resha, also, if someone does anything offensive to me, they become my permanent enemy and I laugh at ANY misfortune that befalls them.
This goes for nearly every teacher I've had too.
EDIT: I also get kicks out of bitching, and insulting children. Or, just outsmarting them.
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My father had to run 20 laps arround the GYM on full sprint. He lost breath from fatuige cause the teacher was a moron and kept pusing him. So he ended up nearly feinting and choking, and he the school nurse was called. They called it an asthma attack so that they gym teacher would not look like an ass, and so that showed up when he went to joing the navy. They would not let him in due to a minor asthma attack in 8th grade. He then settled down and married my mom, and I blessed the world with GOE about 2 years later.Explain why this is so!I would not have been born if my father did not pants a guy in Gym class. True story.
In essence, if my father had not forcibly removed a man's pants I would not be born. My life is smurfed up.
More hinesight; My dad was pulling off other mens pants and he wanted to join the navy. It is a miracle I was ever born at all
Its funny how people make friendships starting with arguments.I got pantsed in 9th grade. I tackled the sophomore who did it, and then we formed an everlasting friendship.
I still throw things at people I don't like that I see in public.
I dont know what its like being pants but a friend i was with got mooned by some jerk and i saw it and it dramatized me for life. And i made friends with the kid who mooned my friendbut he was clingy and called me like 5 times a day. So my brother got mad and cursed him out on the phone and ive never heard from the guy since to bad.
Guilty pleasures. This what this thread should be called.
1. People dying
2. Old ladies who think they are cool
3. Stupid people in class who can't answer a simple question.
Kinda safe, but I can't list the other ones.
A (sorta-kinda friend) thought they just HAD to take me to chruch ... so i pretended i had Tourette's, in the middle of the songs ... Loud .
*music playing* O' God is *Pig smurfer!* and our *Bitch!* *bitch!* from on high *Wow! I want some pot!* (and so on)
We lasted like one song
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
I laugh at criminals who commit heinous crimes, but are stupid enough to document them.
I've never been pantsed - except by myself. Was in the park with a few friends, messing around on the swings. I managed to get my pants caught in the swing I was on, spun over, and fell off the thing, with my pants still attached to it. Hilarity ensued.
I hack people and screw with them. My grandma deleted her email address after I did it.
Last edited by BardTard; 10-09-2006 at 04:59 AM.
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Last edited by Fuego; 10-09-2006 at 09:23 PM.
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
It's pretty difficult to piss me off like they did. It was personal. Even if you did piss me off I'd probably have no intention of hacking you because I don't know you. The joy is in seeing their reaction.Remind me to stay on your good side
[QUOTE=~Rikku's_Lover~;1853977]Remind me to stay on your good side
Last edited by Fuego; 10-09-2006 at 09:23 PM.
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
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