Abandon Ship

[Captain Maxx Power]

If I were a Pirate Red Mage, which I'm not (but for the next elections, who knows!) I'd surely stick one in Cap'n Maxx's neck.

You have no idea how rock-socking that idea is. The joining part, not the sticking a sword through my neck.

Assuming Maxx Power is the captain, I'd first sprinkle some Faerie Dust all over myself and use it to fly away. When the captain is about to walk down the plank, I'd tell him, "Fly, Maxx! Just believe, and you can do it!" The captain jumps down the plank but he starts to fly before he hits the water. Then the captain and I pick up our weapons and prepare to take back the ship, with the captain yelling at the traitors, "You're all going down!"