I would've demanded that the restaurant in Sector 6 tell me when their next frickin' promotion is gonna be!

I'm serious! That was the worst marketing technique ever!

"THANKS FOR SAYING THAT THE MEAL WAS ALRIGHT! HERE'S A COUPON TO BUY SOME MEDICINE, WHICH SEEMS LIKE BLATANT SELF-INSULTING SARCASM ON OUR PART!"

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP