Psychology experiment survey

[BardTard]

I'm doing an experiment in psychology class on drugs and alcohol, and I need people to take a survey. I'd greatly appreciate it!

Please tell me your:
Age
Sex
How often you drink alcoholic beverages
How often you get drunk
How often you use illegal drugs
What drugs you have taken
What age you were when you started drinking
What age you started using drugs
Behavior under the influence of illegal drugs
Behavior under the influence of alcohol
Behavior while sober
Academic/work performance under the influence of illegal drugs
Academic/work performance under the influence of alcohol
Academic/work performance while sober

While under the influence of drugs/alcohol have you done something you think you wouldn't have done while you were sober? (You don't have to say what it is, but if it's really funny and no harm was inflicted on anybody, please do!)