Why is it that so many new members get banned?

[Vincent, Thunder God]

See, the problem with second accounts, is that the person making them doesn't realize that mods are able to read Private Messages,

It's me crash. Dont tell the mods.

Or they just plain give it away.

Full of surprises, ey Ren?

The mods can read our Private Messages?!? They are hardly "private" then! That really sucks.