You evil child, you.

[Sylvie]

Have you ever done anything pleasing but it was evil?

Once, I noticed a chain message going around about a "Woman killer" (who was obviously fake) that killed up to 50 people supposedly. It said "If someone by the name of "Jokester59 (or something) tries to contact you, DO NOT ANSWER TO HIM!"

Well, I got a screename similar to that, and started contacting the chain-mail followers. It was hilarious, and I was laughing the whole time.

Share your guilty pleasures.

[Hambone]

I imagine people getting killed and then I giggle.

[Nominus Experse]

I eat small Christian babies

[Decessus]

I eat small Christian babies

Who doesn't?

[Roto13]

I saw someone punt a small dog like a football, and I smirked to myself.

[Araciel]

i don't worship god

[Divexel]

Reading my little brother half of a book, getting to a climax, then stopping, cause its too inappropriate for him. That always makes me smile.

[Vikeve]

I steal candy from babies which actually is very hard to do.

[ChiBIkiD]

i curse like hell to ppl in japanese and they get all counfused. i also steal candy from my sisters when my mom isn't looking

[McLovin']

Pantsing people.

Pantsing: to forcefully remove another person pants as a form of embarrassment.

[Sylvie]

i curse like hell to ppl in japanese and they get all counfused.

So you're basically saying that you're a Japanophile.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

There was a time when i was in elementary and highschool when i found pleasure and laughter by making other children miserable...now i still do it but in a more light way.

I onced went to one of those "naughty" chat rooms and gave away the mail of a friend of mine to everyone...a few days later the guy was forced to change his mail...

[stuffing]

I used to take off my socks and put my bare feet in peoples faces and yell "STINKY FEET! STINKY FEET!" haha good times

[kikimm]

Pantsing people.

Pantsing: to forcefully remove another person pants as a form of embarrassment.

I always hated that. It never happened to me, thankfully, but having to watch all these girls get their pants pulled down in gym class, and hearing the screams, and the slaps...blegh.

I don't know. I used to do a lot of mean crap to my cats, when I was younger. Like put socks on their face, feed them tobasco sauce, dress them up in stupid [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]. Nothing HORRIBLE. Not like my brothers. He'd put them in his backpack, swing them around by the tail, try to squish them into a little ball like one of those rolly polly things. Man. :aimblush:

[bipper]

I got pantsed in second grade. I was embaraced. But then the one girl that seen me get pants hand to pants me later. I genuinely could care less, but I was wearing my favorite super mario tighty whiteys, and they got dirty "No mom, I did not [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] my pants! The brown is from me getting pantsed and fell on my ass." She blinked and laughed so freaking hard at me.

Me being evil? I... can't think of anything. I tried to be a good kid.