I'd breed a lion with a tiger... Oh, wait...
I'd breed a lion with a tiger... Oh, wait...
I'd breed a Mole with a set of rockets. Thus making Rocket Mole:
Monkey and a giraffe.
...
I would breed a shark and a laser gun together.
Sharks with lasers.
:phftphftphftphft:
From QI:
Stephen Fry: If a Lion mates with a Tiger, you get a...?
Alan Davies: Scandal.
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
Probably a parrot and a chimp, so they would tell me something clever to say here.
Edit: Lol, its a pimp! That wasn't even intentional!