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The Del Snizz Saga?
Britt walked out of the school building, headed for the Tech Ed building. He hated Tech Ed. Today, he intended to 'accidently' cause a table saw to fly off its safety guards and cleave someone's arm off. That'd be fun. As he turned the knob of the Tech Ed door, something very hard hit the back of his head. Spinning around in fury, Britt found himself face to face with two girls about his age. The interesting thing about these girls was that they were carrying iron baseball bats.
"Why in the HELL did you do that?!" Britt demanded. His eyes flickered. The little girls were uneffected. They thought it was pretty neat.
"Oooh, kewlie.. he has ace eyes." said one.
"Hiyee, yoop!" the other cried joyfully, staring at his eyes.
"You're supposed to be running in terror right about now." Britt pointed out.
"Pfft!!!" the second little girl spat. "Whoiy would moi evaire be afreed of a kewlie little dop like yoop?"
"I like you." Britt said.
"This tis' boring, Jojee. I'm gonna go swack othaire ppls." the first said.
"Whatevaire, DDDDD!" Jojee replied.
"I'm gonna be late for Tech Ed, 'yoop'." Britt told Jojee, struggling on the "yoop" part.
"I'll come with yoop. I'm veri kew' in Tech Ed. =DDD" she offered. Britt shruged.
Apparently, she WAS quite " kew' " in Tech Ed. In under three minutes, Jojee had injured 15 people with 7 various carpentry tools. Britt and Jojee were both promptly thrown out. Not ones to obey orders, especially when they involved principal's offices, Jojee and Britt made their way to the grocery store a few blocks away.
Wat
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going
on
wtf
rawr
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