"Im tired of these mothersmurfing snakes on this mothersmurfing plane" - Samuel L Jackson - Snakes on a Plane
i could probably think of a better quote from a better movie (is there one?) but im too lazy to think right now, and this has been stuck in my head for a week cos it's so good
“This is the captain, we have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence, and then… explode.”
Mal, Serenity
“I swallowed a bug.”
River, Serenity
Mal: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne: Yes!
Mal: Well… you can't!
Serenity
I could list more, but they would all be from Serenity so..
"You would murder three innocent men just to capture me?" "I would murder a hundred innocent men if it meant killing you." *Zorro carves his trademark Z on Rafael's neck* "Three men, three cuts, a small memento of Mexico, Rafael to remind you not to return." ~Zorro & Rafael Montero (The Mask Of Zorro)
*Speaking German* *Click* "Put down the gun...and give me my detonators." "Well, well, well...Hans." "Put it down now." "That's pretty tricky with that accent." "You ought to be on smurfing tv with that accent." What do you want with the detonators Hans?" "I already used all of the explosives...or did I?" "I'm going to count to three." "Yeah." "Like you did with Takagi?" *Click* "Oops." *Click Click* "No bullets." "What do you think I'm smurfing stupid Hans?" *Elevator bell dings* "You were saying?" John McClane & Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
"It's a trick. Get an axe." - Army of Darkness
"Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at. " - The Office
"You were good kid, real good but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best see?" ~Jim Carrey (The Mask)
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My favourite movie quote is the following:
"Some things you see with your eyes, others you see with your heart." - The Land Before Time
How I met your mother, Donald Duck's parents style! Love at first temper tantrum!
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TOM [crouching toward her, overtowering her tiny figure. She backs away, gasping]: I'm going to opium dens ! Yes, opium dens, dens of vice and criminals' hang-outs, Mother. I've joined the Hogan gang, I'm a hired assassin, I carry a tommy-gun in a violin case! I run a string of cat-houses in the Valley! They call me Killer, Killer Wingfield, I'm leading a double-life, a simple, honest warehouse worker by day, by night a dynamic tsar of the underworld, Mother. I go to gambling casinos, I spin away fortunes on the roulette table ! I wear a patch over one eye and a false moustache, sometimes I put on green whiskers. On those occasions they call me -El Diablo ! Oh, I could tell you things to make you sleepless ! My enemies plan to dynamite this place. They're going to blow us all sky-high some night ! I'll be glad, very happy, and so will you ! You'll go up, up on a broomstick, over Blue Mountain with seventeen gentlemen callers! You ugly - babbling old - witch. [He goes through a series of violent, clumsy movements, seizing his overcoat, lunging to do door, pulling it fiercely open. The women watch him, aghast. His arm catches in the sleeve of the coat as he struggles to pull it on. For a moment he is pinioned by the bulky garment. With an outraged groan he tears the coat of again, splitting the shoulder of it, and hurls it across the room. It strikes against the shelf of Laura's glass collection, there is a tinkle of shattering glass. LAURA cries out as if wounded.]
From Tennessee Williams' <i>The Glass Menagerie</i>.
*Shoots machine gun* "WHERE ARE YOU!?" "Here." "AHH!" ~Batman (Batman Begins)
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Any line from Office Space
Rye made this!
"The three shall spread thier blackened wings and be the striking hammer of God.- The Boondock Saints
"The name's Bond...James Bond." ~James Bond (Dr. No)
"Do you expect me to talk?" "No mister Bond I expect you to die!" ~James Bond (Goldfinger)
"Welcome to hell Blofeld." ~James Bond (Diamonds Are Forever)
"For England James?" "No...for me." ~James Bond (GoldenEye)
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This may seem inappropriate but meh.
"You come with me, I give you sucky sucky!"-Aereola from Not Another Teen Movie
"Hmm... Those clothes don't flatter you at all. It's either a dress or nothing, and I happen to have no dress in my cupboard!"
~ Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest.
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