Red Mage: "Oh, we're falling out of the sky at an incredible rate."
Black Mage: "Damn this bucket of bolts!"
Thief: "There's not a single bolt in its frame. This is more like one of your 'Chewing gum and prayer' flying ships."
Black Mage: "I thought this thing was fixed!"
Thief: "We fortified it with prayer!"
Red Mage: "What more do you want!?"