Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise or Kermit the Frog. Who would you date?

[The Devil Man]

The question is in the title!

Out of Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise and Kermit the Frog, if you HAD to make a choice for unknown mysterious reasons, who would you choose to date? Consider their good points in your answer.

Paris Hilton is, err, pretty? (maybe? ) Has lots of cash. Is... umm.... err.... a talented actress?... umm.... hmmm.... is a good singer?

Tom Cruise... is... umm... a follower of Xenu, and.... damn, I'm stuck already! (Oh, wait! He's an actor too!)

Kermit the Frog: Is green! Yay! And he dumped Miss Piggy! Double Yay! And is a Frog! Triple Yay! :nibbles:

I choose Kermit! Easily! What about you?

[theundeadhero]

One million/kermit the frog/see sex

Kermit

[Eminem's_No.1_Fan]

Hilton, i've heared... erm... uh... good... things about her

[sephirothishere]

i heard shes a whore....is that what your talkin about...heheheheh.....nah.....shes borin...at least ya cud have a laugh with kermit the frog....with paris....youd wake up and be like....."can i uhh...have some cash...."and then shell be like....."ok big boy"....and after i have my cash and whatever else she was there for id tell her to get out......hahahahahahahahaha......
kermit and i would laugh at tons of people...includin paris hilton and tom cruise...hahahahahahaha

[Rye]

Kermit is hella sexy and he does it froggy style, thrashing about as he does usually. ;D

[Moon Rabbits]

I'd only date Paris Hilton so she could make more delightful music for me

[Decessus]

Kermit is hella sexy and he does it froggy style, thrashing about as he does usually. ;D

Genitalia warts.

[Madame Adequate]

Kermit is first, obviously. Paris is second. Tom Cruise = no, however if I could possibly give Suri a chance at being sane, I would probably go for him first.

[sephirothishere]

yeh me an kermit would jus be friends....no froggy style for him.....

[Fuego]

I've seen the paris video so i know what it would be like to have sex with her .... (SPOILER)she'd be on the phone the whole time ...

[sephirothishere]

fuego.......hahahahahahahaha

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[Leeza]

Tom would be great, except for the whole Fundamentalist thing. Paris? That's a joke. It would have to be cute little Kermit.

[Psychotic]

I'd gold dig Paris Hilton.

[Roto13]

Kermit. I want a threeway with Kermit and Miss Piggy. Fozzie can film it. Beaker can be a sex toy.

[Jojee]

I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise



....but looks like I'm alone ;o