Tell me how to play

**Levian** · 08-31-2006, 04:57 PM

**Flying Mullet** · 08-31-2006, 05:02 PM

First get one of these:

And one of these:

And put them together to get this:

**Levian** · 08-31-2006, 05:59 PM

All right! This game, unlike many other games, starts with a spiky haired hero that is awakened by his mom (

) in his bed. So far so good!

But first you will need to name your hero:

Now that's a real hero.

Now, while walking down the stairs, your mom (

) casually slips you some storyline without anyone noticing. Oh, and you need to name another chick.

This one is not as attractive as the heroine, but she is really smart. Sometimes you forget she is female.

Okay, so the natural choice of destination would be this sparkly multicoloured place:

So let's just avoid that one for a while so we don't miss any good stuff.

Besides, running around town will give you lots of opportunities to get the storyline hammered into your head in subtle, yet hilarious ways.

Next Destination:

**McLovin'** · 08-31-2006, 07:55 PM

Hoozah?

**Flying Mullet** · 08-31-2006, 07:58 PM

At the circus you meet this guy:

But he can't sing so you beat him up:

**theundeadhero** · 08-31-2006, 09:20 PM

Make sure you do lots of this

at the festival. Then go dance with the cave women

Also be sure to meet this guy

**Crossblades** · 08-31-2006, 09:33 PM

Another soon to be hilarious walkthrough! Yay!

At the fair, you'll accidently bump into a beautiful young girl

She seems to have lost something

**blackmage_nuke** · 08-31-2006, 11:27 PM

its her shiny necklace

i suggest that you DO NOT try to pawn it off to

I also suggest you skip lunch

**Jsb01** · 09-01-2006, 12:10 AM

Be sure to watch out for

**abrojtm** · 09-01-2006, 07:07 AM

You should go to the spooky looking tent and find

. You play some fun games here, like hitting these little bastards

. Win and get another cat

. So now your cats can get together and make mad cat love. Gatoesque.

Speaking of cats, theres some cat lost in the fair.

Take him to some random girl

She's happy now.

**blackmage_nuke** · 09-01-2006, 07:09 AM

Give her back the necklace before she gets angry

And you get to choose her name what will it be?

**JackNapier** · 09-01-2006, 10:03 AM

Ahhhh, I feel like crying tears of joy right now. The FF6 version of this was so awesome. Levian your a genius.

**Levian** · 09-01-2006, 04:04 PM

Nah, it's everyone who's posted that's making it great, and I hardly participated in the last one. It's really nice to see so many participating

. I love you all.

Now, back to buisness. We have a beautiful girl to rename.

Aeris' death has made a deep mark in all our fanboy hearts, so it's natural to name all hot chicks in video games after her. Heck, I name a couple of guys that too.

Now that you're done fooling around at the

, the smart chick wants to send us back in time, leaving us to die. Err, I mean show us an INVENTION!

The natural decision to do when approached by foreign and unstable machinery is obviously to giggle furiously and push your boyfriend right into it.

*push*

However, something goes wrong (Who would've guessed?) and we're confronted with a breathtaking animation:

**Flying Mullet** · 09-01-2006, 04:20 PM

When you come to, you'll find you're in the land of Jojos:

Don't worry, you're tough and have a thing against midgets, so they should be easy.

**Moon Rabbits** · 09-01-2006, 05:41 PM

Well,

goes missing so OBVIOUSLY it's up to you to save her, even if you don't want to (

)

Basically,

, has been having one hell of a time as

while you were worrying your butt off.

Then for some crazy reason to do with the space time continium

disappears so you've got to rescue the actual version of her...or something confusing like that.

Maybe

could explain, but she has a habit of not making sense (

)

Anyways, you go to this near by church deal and get assaulted by nuns. Seriously. I always knew this is what nuns looked like under the habit.

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