Tell me how to play

[Crossblades]

The froggy you meet afterwards

After rescuing the captives and playing the organ, you meet the impersonator


I believe you know what happens next





The chancellor becomes free

And the Princess thanks you for saving the kingdom

But Froggy is all depressed because he feels he failed for protecting the princess and leaves the castle

[abrojtm]

Aeris now reveals that she's just a tomboy princess from your time. wtf?! .
Now that you have Smart and Aeris you can go back through the time!?
.

You're back at this place now , but Smart has to go do some smart stuff. Time to play babysitter and take home.

If you're too much of an idiot to figure out where home is, she's a princess so she lives in one of these

[Christmas]

When you enter the , you will meet this old pervert who had a fancy for guys that is dumb and ugly like LITTLE MANUS. and sadly, yes. you are like LITTE MANUS.

GOD, LET ME DIE.

Not many can take it after knowing they are like LITTLE MANUS.

will ask for your BUTT and when you refuse,

will ger pissed off and accuse you for kidnapping

[blackmage_nuke]

Next comes the ever so fair court case





It all depends on what you did in the beggining of the game
Admit you bumped into Aeris
Returned the cat
Skipped on lunch
Let Aeris stuff herself with sugar
Check if she was hurt when you bumped her
Didnt try to sell Aeris' necklace
And saying you werent tempted by her riches



But it doesnt matter, either way you get punished

[Moon Rabbits]

After the trial gets thrown in jail for totally kidnapping (but really just wanted some alone time with )

decide that they want to have their way with you, so you've gotta do this:




Then cut your way through all these:



You'll find , who comes to your rescue! Oh yeah, then this thing gets sicked on you:



So you've gotta cast some magic and attack 'n' stuff.




Oh right, and then after you've cut all those wheels and heads off of the dragon thing and stuff, the bridge blows up.

[Psychotic]

That's all you'll ever need.

[blackmage_nuke]

Now run

Pick up Aeris



And keep running


You're cornered, but its ok, Smart has her magical stick and uses it with the gate hole she found

[theundeadhero]

You wake up in a very dark and dreary place. It rains all the time and nothing lives. No, it's not Seattle, it's the future. Fun activities include:

Meeting broken robots that take smart people to fix

Pod racing with this guy

Fighting giant robots

and learning that in 1999 AD the world is doomed! By a giant porcupine!

Why wait? Come se your future, today!

[Skarr]

After all of that drama and a few drinks . You end up at....THE END OF TIME. Here you'll met an old man with a bubble coming outta his nose .

[Zeromus_X]

Apparently all lost travelers in time are stuck in this place. To solve this dilemma, you'll have to leave some of your party members here. Don't worry, you can just press Y at any time to swap teammates, even though that doesn't make much sense. Oh well, just shut up and keep playing.

says that you can go through the bucket in this room to go fight right now! Go ahead, try and beat him right now!

Okay, dead yet? Oh yeah, and I hope you saved. Anyway, ignore the apocalyptic bucket of doom for now, and talk to again. He says it's a good idea to learn some magic before you continue. And what RPG wouldn't have it's variant of magic? Go through the door at the top of the room to meet this guy: Well, hopefully he looks like that, or else you've been slacking off on your leveling. Now do what he says and run around the room a few times. After that, he'll teach you some magic! Huzzah! But doesn't get any magic, because he already has lasers. Boo-hoo.

Now, Leeza and co. must hurry! The fate of all the kitties past, present, and future depends on your ability to stay away from that bucket! It'd probably be a good idea to use those ethereal pillars of light to go to your next destination.

[theundeadhero]

(Still waiting for Levian to post name of robot boy)

[blackmage_nuke]

Froggy hasnt been named either

[Skarr]

Anyway, when you're done with bubble face and spekkio head back to 1000AD or The Village Of Magic (1000AD) for all you smarties out there.

When you enter you'll appear out of a closet with two in a room.
And it sorta looks like they're doing something...so you're gonna wanna run the hell outta there.

After exploring the town and buying a red Katana, and seeing this beauty head for the Heckran cave where, you guessed it, you have to fight a Heckran look at him smile .

[blackmage_nuke]

This threads so quiet even the robot yawns
It makes smart want to cry

Jump through the magic well and were home

Time to go back to 600 AD (pun intended)

[Roto13]

This thread rocks!