FFVI Bust-a-Rhyme

[blackmage_nuke]

If you cast vanish then cast doom,
even bosses have an early tomb
This doesnt always work and so
x-zone is the way to go

I suck even more

[Decessus]

I'd hardly call you a rhyming master.
It has no taste, It's a flaming disaster.
Did you just rhyme Cyan with Slam?
Those two words just don't rhyme, Bantam.

[Flying Mullet]

This is a poor attempt to copy the greatness that was the Final Fantasy I hip-hop walkthrough. Nice try, but you lose. Good day sir.

There neither an attempt at a walkthrough nor copying anything. It was just me being awesome at rhyming with the character's names. :chef:

Besides, the FFI hip-hop walkthrough wasn't that great.

[Rengori]

Ones that don't rhyme:

Edgar will pester you,
Sabin will bean you,
Cyan will slam you,
Gau will oww you,
Celes will oppress you,
Setzer will torture you,
Strago will elbow you,
Relm will overhwlem you ,
Umaro will harrow and
Gogo will elbow you (he's a mimic, remember? )!

This is pretty sweet. I gots mad skillz, huh?

You don't have mad skillz.

[Strider]

Alright, someone gimme a beat...

I understand what y'all are tryin' to do
But you're really not thinkin' all your rhymes through
As for me, I don't need to let my thoughts stew
I'm like Kefka, stir crazy 'til I get my due

Oh, yes-sah.

Wop wop wop wop wop!

Now let's start from the top
Won't let the beat drop
That green haired girl, Terra
She don't know when to stop
Always killin' with her slave crown
Keep her free will down
Ha ha, least until the treasure hunter come aroun'

Put stock in Locke,
He'll rock your world if you choose
To call him a thief... man, that's a doozy!
His woman Celes, that Magitek Knight
She ain't no operatic floozy, she be keepin' it tight

Then there's the twin brothers, Figaro knows no others
But Edgar and Sabin, unless you wanna call 'em Edgar and Mash
The former is brash, loves women and he'll let you save some cash
If you want to load him up at the castle with some tools from his stash
The latter is prone to batter you in a battle
With Pummel, Aura Bolt, Fire Dance and the...

Bum Rush!

You'd better hush now 'fore the wild child and Mr. Thou
Engage in a Rage and Sword Tech y'all, that is a vow
From Cyan and Gau, "Have at thee" and "Uwaoo!"
Can't you see? It should all be sinkin' in now

Like Baram and Clyde, you got nowhere to hide
You can mimic me like Gogo, but you'll be hurtin' your pride
Just let me ride like a chocobo, your rhymes are aged like old Strago
And I'm like Relm, I'll overwhelm you, control you, I'll paint you a pic
It'll be quick, it'll be sick, like Umaro with a cherry that's green
Don't ante up against the best that you have ever seen!
You ain't Setzer, this ain't blackjack
You better get back, this's my -in' track!

I digress for now, I think I've shown you all
My verbage is greater than the Emperor Gestahl
But if you disagree that I have got the edge
I'll simply disappear you like Misters Vicks and Wedge.

Take it home, Mog. Yeah, man.

[Jowy]

That was crazy-awesome.