Zombies and What They Reveal of You

[Quindiana Jones]

I've been a zombie for 863 years now. Some people worship me and seem to think that if I bite/scratch/eat them that they will turn into a zombie. Fact is I am one of a kind, but you may still feel free to believe that garbage, and donate your brains to me.

Just call this number:

0800 I-R-A-ZOMBIE.


Oh yeah, to make this less spammy:
I think that the people who stand and fight are deluded fools. You cannot win against an army of zombies. The smarter people run. Zombies aren't very fast moving, so you will always be able to outrun them.

[Dignified Pauper]

I really should point out again for all the already brain-damaged people that this is not about what you would do, but rather judging people based on their reactions to zombies.

Uh, in that case I think Marick is gay :mog:

Well, that's funny, because i'm not even going to tell you what I think about you.:mog:

[Madame Adequate]

Alright, in seriousness, I think my plan of fighting only if necessary to get somewhere safe and defensible to wait it out is one which shows the following about me:

I don't want to get eaten.

[Vikeve]

Hellooooooo an undead army us zombies could whip you guys out so what we like a little juicy brain here and there besides that were just like you we have feelings too.

you all are making me very sad we zombies should have the same rights as everyone else stop being so stereo typical were not mindless like you all think. We actually smarter than any average human becuase of all the brains we eat.

[Jojee]

I really should point out again for all the already brain-damaged people that this is not about what you would do, but rather judging people based on their reactions to zombies.

Uh, in that case I think Marick is gay :mog:

Well, that's funny, because i'm not even going to tell you what I think about you.:mog:

That's okay, I know that you know that I could turn you straight, anyday :mog:


Honestly, if zombies started appearing all over I would just hide in my room with my boy and live on our stashes of frozen pizza and hope the whole thing blows over XD; I guess that makes me a wimp or uninventive... or smart ^-^